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1. something borrowed, something blue by alykapedia

   Fandoms: Homestuck  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   26 May 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Jake English/Dirk Strider
   • Roxy Lalonde & Dirk Strider
   • Auto-Responder | Lil Hal & Dirk Strider
   • Rose Lalonde & Dirk Strider
   • Dave Strider & Dirk Strider
   • Dirk Strider
   • Jake English
   • Auto-Responder | Lil Hal
   • Roxy Lalonde
   • Rose Lalonde
   • Dave Strider
   • Canon-Typical Violence
   • Trans Dirk Strider
   • Marriage of Convenience
   • Dubious Consent
   • space regency
   • Alternate Universe - Space
   • Cunnilingus
   • Vaginal Sex
   • Choking
   • Cervix Penetration
   • Horror
   • Mystery

   Summary

   The Strider-Lalonde fortune has been lost thanks to your father’s actions, and all you and your siblings have is your name and a lavish family estate you can ill afford to maintain. When Jacob English, Duke of Harley, proposes a union between your houses, it’s really in your best interest to accept.

   Never mind that he’s a widower thrice over and the fates of his dearly departed darlings remain a mystery to you and the rest of the Skaian Court.

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   English

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