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Spencer knew something was wrong the moment he walked into the conference room and found Rossi actively trying not to smile.
That was never a good sign.
Morgan was leaning back in his chair with the kind of expression that usually preceded workplace harassment. JJ looked guilty already. Emily was pretending to read a file upside down.
And Hotch—
Hotch looked completely neutral.
Which, somehow, was worse.
Reid slowed near the table. “Why does it feel like everyone knows something I don’t?”
Morgan snorted.
“No reason, Pretty Boy.”
“Oh, that’s never reassuring.”
“Sit down, Reid,” Hotch said.
Professional. Even. Impossible to read.
Reid sat carefully, eyes narrowing as he glanced around the room. There were two thick folders on the table and a photograph of a suburban neighborhood clipped to the top file.
Strauss stood near the projector screen, hands clasped tightly enough to suggest stress.
That definitely wasn’t good.
“We’ve been asked to consult on a joint task force operation out of Virginia,” she began. “The Bureau has been investigating political corruption tied to organized crime in Blackwood County for eighteen months.”
Photos appeared onscreen as she spoke: local officials, businessmen, police officers.
A judge.
A county commissioner.
Three missing persons.
Reid’s posture straightened automatically.
“The organization launders money through county infrastructure contracts,” Strauss continued. “Witnesses disappear before they testify. Two undercover agents have already been compromised.”
Emily frowned. “Compromised how?”
“One hospitalized. One dead.”
The room went still.
Strauss clicked to another slide: a quiet residential street lined with tidy houses and trimmed lawns.
“The task force believes members of the organization have become increasingly paranoid about outsiders. New residents are being monitored informally through neighborhood associations, local businesses, churches.” Her expression tightened. “Anyone without roots stands out.”
“So they need a believable cover,” Rossi said.
“Yes.”
Reid nodded slowly. “A married couple would statistically attract less suspicion than a single individual. Especially in insular communities where long-term domestic stability is perceived as trustworthy.”
Strauss looked directly at him.
“Yes.”
A terrible feeling crawled up Reid’s spine.
Morgan made a choking noise that sounded suspiciously like suppressed laughter.
“No,” Reid said immediately.
Nobody had technically suggested anything yet.
Which somehow made it worse.
Strauss ignored him. “The task force needs two agents embedded for approximately four weeks.”
“Absolutely not,” Reid said.
Emily finally gave up pretending not to smile.
JJ looked down at the table.
“Oh my God,” Reid whispered.
Morgan lost the fight completely and barked out a laugh.
“You should’ve seen your face.”
“No,” Reid repeated, louder now. “No, that’s—it’s objectively a bad idea.”
“Actually,” Rossi said mildly, “it’s a very good idea.”
Reid stared at him in betrayal.
Hotch finally spoke.
“Reid.”
That tone meant stop panicking in front of your coworkers.
Unfortunately, Reid was already committed.
“There are countless logistical problems,” he said quickly. “First of all, undercover couples require extensive behavioral synchronization. Shared history, physical familiarity, interpersonal rhythm—”
“You already have that,” Emily interrupted.
“We do not.”
“You bicker like an old married couple,” Morgan said.
“That is not evidence.”
JJ tried to help. “Spence—”
“No, because statistically speaking, couples develop subconscious coordination over years of cohabitation. Shared routines. Nonverbal communication. Predictive behavior patterns.”
The silence that followed was deeply unpleasant.
Reid looked around the room slowly.
Morgan was grinning.
Emily looked one second away from laughing again.
Rossi suddenly found his coffee fascinating.
And Hotch—
Hotch was watching him with that unreadable expression.
Reid’s stomach dropped.
“You already agreed to this,” Reid realized.
Hotch didn’t answer immediately.
Which was answer enough.
“You agreed,” Reid repeated incredulously.
“It makes sense operationally.”
“That’s your defense?”
“It’s accurate.”
Reid stared at him.
Because apparently Aaron had just calmly agreed to pretend to be Reid’s husband for a month like they were discussing printer maintenance.
Strauss slid two folders across the table.
“Your cover identities are Daniel and Ethan Mercer. Together twelve years. Relocating from Baltimore after Daniel accepted a remote consulting position.”
Morgan coughed violently into his fist.
Reid pointed at him. “You stop that.”
“Sorry,” Morgan said, not sorry at all. “I’m trying. I really am.”
“You’re smirking.”
“Because this is the best thing that’s happened to me all year.”
Hotch opened the folder without visible concern.
Reid watched him in disbelief.
“You’re seriously fine with this.”
Hotch flipped a page. “Reid, you’re overreacting.”
“I am not overreacting. This assignment requires sustained emotional performance under high-risk conditions.”
“That sounds made up.”
“It’s psychology.”
“It still sounds made up.”
Reid turned helplessly toward Rossi. “Are you hearing this?”
“Oh, I’m hearing everything,” Rossi said.
Emily leaned forward. “For what it’s worth, you two actually make sense.”
“How?”
“You trust each other.”
The answer came too fast.
Too simple.
Reid looked away first.
Strauss continued before the silence could settle. “The task force has already established your documentation. Shared finances, tax returns, photographs, social media presence.”
Reid blinked. “Photographs?”
JJ winced.
“Oh no,” Reid said softly.
Morgan outright laughed this time.
JJ slid several glossy pictures across the table.
Most were fabricated composites: fake vacations, staged selfies, holiday gatherings.
One showed Reid and Hotch sitting together at a baseball game.
Another had Hotch’s hand resting casually against Reid’s back.
They looked horrifyingly believable.
“This is deeply unethical,” Reid informed the room.
“You’re in the FBI,” Emily said.
“That’s not comforting.”
Hotch studied the photos for a moment.
Then, completely calmly:
“They did good work.”
Reid looked at him like he’d been replaced by an alien pod person.
“You’re not disturbed by any of this?”
Hotch met his eyes evenly. “Should I be?”
The worst part was that Reid genuinely couldn’t tell if Hotch was being serious.
---
Three hours later, Reid was still irritated.
Possibly more irritated.
“You didn’t even hesitate,” he said as they walked through the parking garage.
Hotch unlocked the SUV remotely. “About what?”
“This assignment.”
Hotch opened the driver’s side door. “It’s a case.”
“That is an aggressively reductive statement.”
Hotch glanced at him. “Reid—”
“No, because this is objectively strange.”
“It’s undercover work.”
“It’s fake marriage undercover work.”
“You’ve gone undercover before.”
“I have never gone undercover in a long-term cohabitation scenario involving implied emotional intimacy.”
Hotch paused halfway into the vehicle.
“That sounded rehearsed.”
“Because I’ve been thinking about it for three hours.”
“I noticed.”
Reid climbed into the passenger seat with significantly more force than necessary.
Hotch started the engine.
For several minutes, only the low hum of traffic filled the silence.
Then:
“You were the safest choice.”
Reid looked over sharply.
Hotch kept his eyes on the road.
“You and I already know each other’s habits,” he continued. “Communication patterns. Stress tells. It lowers the risk of mistakes.”
Logical.
Reasonable.
Professional.
For some reason, the explanation bothered Reid more than if Hotch had said nothing at all.
“So that’s it,” Reid said quietly. “Efficiency.”
Hotch frowned slightly, like the response confused him.
“It matters.”
The words landed strangely somewhere beneath Reid’s ribs.
Before he could decide what to do with that, Hotch added:
“You also look harmless enough to avoid attention.”
Reid stared at him in offense.
“That was almost nice.”
“It wasn’t intended to be.”
---
The motel appeared just after sunset.
Reid took one look at the flickering neon VACANCY sign and sighed.
“This feels like the opening sequence of a homicide.”
“It’s temporary.”
“That’s what people in horror movies say before they die.”
Hotch ignored him and collected their bags from the back.
The woman at the front desk barely looked up while checking them in.
“Mercer,” Hotch said smoothly.
Not even a flicker of hesitation.
Reid watched him carefully.
The clerk handed over a key card. “Room twelve. You boys enjoy your stay.”
Boys.
Reid nearly walked into the luggage cart.
Hotch took the key without reacting.
Professional, Reid reminded himself.
This was professionalism.
Nothing else.
Room twelve sat at the far end of the building.
Hotch opened the door first.
Then stopped.
Reid nearly collided with him. “What?”
Hotch stepped aside silently.
Reid looked into the room.
One bed.
Not even two doubles.
One queen-sized bed.
Reid blinked.
Then again.
“This,” he said finally, “feels statistically unnecessary.”
Hotch closed the door behind them with quiet resignation.
“It’s a motel in rural Virginia, Reid.”
“Yes, but even low-budget lodging establishments generally maintain—”
“Reid.”
“What?”
Hotch loosened his tie slightly and looked at him for one long moment.
Then:
“We’re married. Try to act surprised tomorrow instead of tonight.”
And somehow, impossibly, that was the moment Spencer Reid started to panic for real.
—-
Reid stood motionless in the center of the motel room while Hotch set their bags down with the calm efficiency of someone unpacking for a perfectly ordinary business trip.
Which, Reid thought resentfully, it absolutely was not.
The room itself was aggressively beige. Beige curtains. Beige carpet. Beige floral bedspread that probably violated several public health recommendations.
And one bed.
One very real, very unavoidable bed.
Reid adjusted the strap of his satchel unnecessarily. “I feel like there were failures in communication at multiple administrative levels.”
Hotch hung his suit jacket over the back of a chair. “It’s one night.”
“We’re here for four weeks.”
“One night at a time.”
“That’s not mathematically reassuring.”
Hotch glanced at him. “You always get more talkative when you’re nervous.”
“I’m not nervous.”
“You reorganized your messenger bag alphabetically in the car.”
Reid looked down.
His pens were, in fact, alphabetized by manufacturer.
“That proves nothing.”
A faint almost-smile tugged briefly at the corner of Hotch’s mouth before disappearing again.
It startled Reid enough that he forgot what he was about to say next.
Hotch loosened his tie fully this time, rolling his sleeves back with absent precision. Reid had seen that motion hundreds of times at Quantico after difficult cases.
This felt different somehow.
More private.
The motel room suddenly seemed too small.
“We should review the cover story again,” Reid said quickly.
Hotch nodded once. “Go ahead.”
Reid immediately relaxed into familiar territory.
“Daniel Mercer,” he recited, pacing lightly now. “Forty-two years old. Undergraduate degree in political science from Georgetown. Former legislative aide now working remote consulting for municipal development contracts.”
Hotch listened while opening the file box they’d been given.
“Ethan Mercer,” Reid continued. “Thirty years old. Doctorate in comparative literature and part-time online instructor. Married twelve years after meeting in Baltimore at—”
He stopped.
Hotch looked up.
“We never finalized the meeting story.”
“We’ll improvise.”
“That is a terrible strategy.”
“You improvise constantly.”
“Yes, but I improvise facts. Emotional narratives require consistency.”
“You’ve thought way too much about this.”
Reid opened his mouth.
Closed it again.
Because yes. Obviously he had.
Hotch, apparently deciding the conversation wasn’t worth pursuing, crossed toward the tiny kitchenette and switched on the coffee maker.
Reid stared at him.
“You’re making coffee?”
“It’s going to be a long night.”
“You drink coffee before bed?”
“No.” Hotch glanced over his shoulder. “You do.”
The answer landed strangely in Reid’s chest.
“Oh.”
Hotch frowned slightly. “You have an early tell tomorrow. Caffeine increases your focus retention by approximately—”
“Eight to twelve percent depending on sleep deprivation levels,” Reid finished automatically.
Hotch handed him the chipped motel mug.
Their fingers brushed briefly.
Reid nearly dropped the cup.
Ridiculous, he told himself firmly.
It was a hand.
Human beings had hands all the time.
“Thank you,” he said, slightly too fast.
Hotch gave him a look that suggested he noticed the speed of the response.
Which was worse.
---
An hour later, they sat on opposite sides of the bed reviewing files.
Reid had claimed the desk chair initially, but the motel’s lighting was atrocious and the bedside lamp was the only usable source of illumination.
So now they were both sitting on the bed like this arrangement was normal.
Their shoulders almost touched.
Reid was trying very hard not to notice.
“The commissioner’s wife runs the neighborhood association,” Hotch said, flipping through surveillance photos. “If she accepts us, the rest of the community probably will too.”
“She organizes weekly dinners,” Reid muttered while reading. “Attendance patterns indicate strong informal influence networks among residents over fifty.”
Hotch nodded. “Meaning we show up.”
“I hate neighborhood dinners.”
“You hate most social interactions.”
“That’s not true.”
Hotch looked at him.
Reid sighed. “Fine. Statistically many social interactions.”
A quiet huff of amusement escaped Hotch before he could stop it.
Reid looked up sharply.
“You laughed.”
“No, I didn’t.”
“That was absolutely a laugh.”
“It was breathing.”
“That was joyful breathing.”
Hotch shook his head and returned to the files, but Reid caught the faintest hint of color high on his cheekbones.
Interesting.
Very interesting.
Reid smiled before he could stop himself.
Unfortunately, Hotch noticed that too.
“What?”
“Nothing.”
“Reid.”
“You smiled first.”
Hotch stared at him for a long moment like he was trying to determine whether this conversation was worth having.
Apparently deciding it wasn’t, he closed the file.
“We should get some sleep.”
Reid looked automatically toward the bed.
Then at Hotch.
Then back at the bed.
Hotch followed the line of his gaze.
“Oh,” he said flatly.
“Oh,” Reid echoed.
For a profiler, Reid reflected bitterly, he really should have anticipated this part sooner.
Hotch stood first. “I’ll take the floor.”
“No, absolutely not.”
“Reid—”
“You’re forty-two.”
“Thank you for that.”
“The floor will destroy your spine.”
“My spine is fine.”
“You already have tension in your left shoulder from the Foyet case.”
Hotch went very still.
Reid immediately regretted speaking.
“I just meant— statistically old injuries—”
“It’s fine.”
The clipped tone made guilt curl sharply in Reid’s stomach.
Hotch grabbed one of the motel pillows and started toward the floor anyway.
Reid stood abruptly. “Hotch.”
Hotch paused.
“This is stupid.”
“That’s one word for it.”
“We’re both adults.”
“Debatable in your case.”
Reid ignored that. “It’s a queen bed.”
“That does not help your argument.”
“My point is that sharing the bed is objectively more practical than pretending one of us is a martyr in a roadside motel.”
Hotch looked unconvinced.
Reid crossed his arms. “You literally agreed to fake-marry me for federal law enforcement purposes. I think we can survive eight hours of unconscious proximity.”
Silence.
Then, unexpectedly:
“That sounded rehearsed too.”
Reid groaned. “Please go to sleep.”
To his relief, Hotch finally relented with a small nod.
“Fine.”
The problem, Reid discovered twenty minutes later, was that agreeing logically to share a bed and actually lying beside Aaron Hotchner were apparently two entirely different psychological experiences.
The motel room was dark except for the flickering neon glow filtering through the curtains.
Reid lay rigidly on the far edge of the mattress.
Hotch, at least, appeared unaffected.
Of course he did.
“You’re thinking loud enough to qualify as a weather pattern,” Hotch murmured into the darkness.
“I can’t think loudly. Thinking is not audible.”
“You’re fidgeting.”
Reid stopped moving instantly.
The mattress dipped slightly as Hotch shifted onto his back.
“We’ve shared worse situations than this,” Hotch said after a moment.
Which was true.
Gunfights.Hostage situations.Explosions.Serial killers.
None of those had involved matching wedding bands sitting on the motel nightstand.
Reid stared at the ceiling.
“That’s actually not comforting.”
A pause.
Then, quieter:
“You’re safe, Reid.”
The words hit harder than they should have.
Because Hotch said them with absolute certainty.
Not casually.Not performatively.
Like a promise.
Reid swallowed.
Beside him, Hotch’s breathing gradually evened out.
Asleep already, somehow.
Reid turned his head slightly.
In the dim neon light, Hotch looked younger unconscious. Less severe. The hard lines around his mouth softened by exhaustion.
Reid watched him for exactly three seconds too long before jerking his gaze back to the ceiling.
This assignment was going to be a disaster.