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For the first time in weeks, he asked both Dream and Sapnap to come lay down with him.
The daybed wasn't large - it wasn't meant for three grown men - but they made it work without a single complaint. Dream pulled his large computer chair up to the edge of the mattress, resting his arms and his head directly on the mattress beside George’s hip so their fingers could stay loosely intertwined. Sapnap climbed onto the foot of the bed, sitting upright with his back pressed securely against the wall, his legs stretched out to keep a protective guard over George's ankles.
Listening to the steady, synchronized breathing of his boyfriends, George stared up at the shadows on the ceiling. He thought that talking about it - forcing the truth out into the open in front of everyone - would have completely broken him. But as he felt the warmth of Dream’s hand and the solid weight of Sapnap at the edge of the bed, he realized it hadn't broken him at all. It had lifted a weight.
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or, George is sexually assaulted by a man he had hardly met and goes through the process of recovery with his boyfriends there for him the entire time.
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- Part 3 of SA recovery fics because sometimes we need it to heal ourselves
- Part 2 of Alleviate
- Part 9 of DreamNotNap Bitches
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On the nightstand, Sapnap’s glass bong sat prominently beside a stray lighter, but Dream’s eyes barely registered it. His focus snapped entirely to the bed.
George and Sapnap weren’t asleep.
They were caught in a slow, incredibly lazy makeout session, completely lost in the haze of the room. George’s hands were tangled in the hem of Sapnap’s shirt, while Sapnap’s fingers were buried deep in George's hair, tilting his head back to deepen the kiss. It was unhurried, heavy-lidded, and thoroughly wrecked by the high.
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or they get high and have lots of sex (3 times, in fact), and there's aftercare
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- Part 8 of DreamNotNap Bitches
- Part 4 of Air's Smut Fics
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Defeated by the absolute picture of comfort before him - and completely weak for the soft look in George's eyes - Dream gave in. He shifted his weight, swinging his legs up onto the mattress and sliding in right next to George. Because the bed was already occupied by a tangle of two bodies and a mountain of duvets, Dream just leaned back against the headboard, inviting George to lean against his side.
George didn't waste a second. He shifted over, tucking himself securely under Dream’s arm, while Sapnap naturally migrated with him, his heavy arm draping over George’s waist to anchor himself to both of them.
Dream wound his arm around George’s shoulders, his fingers lightly tracing patterns on George's bare arm, while his other hand reached down to rest on Sapnap’s messy dark hair.
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DNN talks about putting a label on their relationship and it only enhances their everyday lives, allowing for softer mornings, harsher kisses and extra heat. They try to keep their new labels hidden from chat during a stream and fail miserably, deciding to just laugh it off.
Follow them through domestic fluff, a heated makeout session and more domestic fluff.
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- Part 7 of DreamNotNap Bitches
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The articles had all said the same thing: Hanahaki didn't just strike anyone with a crush. It was a disease born of depth. For years, Dream had harbored his feelings for Sapnap and George, quietly yearning for them from the safety of the sidelines. He had thought he was safe. He had thought he was in control. But love, he learned too late, was alive. It grew in the dark. The sudden, agonizing onset of the flowers wasn't a random fluke; it was proof that his feelings had crossed a dangerous line, deepening into something so massive his own body could no longer contain it.
Now, clutching the bruised marigolds and hydrangeas against his ribs, a cold wave of desperation washed over him.
He just wanted to breathe.
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Dream has Hanahaki for George and Sapnap but theres a happy ending
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- Part 6 of DreamNotNap Bitches
- Part 6 of Air’s Hanahaki
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What George didn’t say - what he couldn’t bring himself to voice - was that the house felt suffocatingly small lately. Every corner of it reminded him that Dream’s departure date was creeping closer. He wanted to escape his own head. He wanted to avoid the looming reality that his light was leaving him. His sunshine. His colors.
To George, the world had always been a frustratingly dull palette. But ever since Dream had been around, it felt like the saturation had been dialed up. It was a stupid, poetic metaphor for a colorblind guy to have, but it was the truth: without Dream, everything just felt gray.
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Dream goes on a solo trip to LA and George reels with the fact that he feels horrible without Dream by his side. The trip leads them both to realize that they wanted to put labels on what they are, so they do. And with that, George's vibrant world is restored.
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- Part 36 of DNF Tings
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SA recovery fics because sometimes we need it to heal ourselves by bad_advice
Fandom Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
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how much longer til its midnight by ilikeglape (ziggy_and_Lady_Stardust), ziggy_and_Lady_Stardust
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF
21 Jun 2026
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“Text me when you’re home, Jim.”
“Yeah, will do,” James clung a second too long in the awkward side hug - he had to just let Will get back to whatever he was so desperate to get back to, “Later, man.”
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Will didn’t look back until he was inside the lobby, by then James had gone and he could get into the lift and breath out for the first time in hours. What would life be like if he asked James to come up with him? If he was just part of their lives? If he knew there was a ‘their’ to be part of? He wasn’t sure if he could take seeing his big hazel eyes looking at him with hurt if he ever found out.
"Papa!" Juno was fussing when he got inside the flat, dropping his coat and bag just as she reached him with an appalled expression on her face - big hazel eyes shining almost golden as she grabbed his arm.
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- Part 1 of how long do you think we can sit here
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25 Oct 2025
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James has held a dark secret his whole life - not that he is queer, that he is a vampire. He feels disconnected from the world and from those loves, except Will.
But when his needs are high and Will is the nearest available, his animalistic tendencies take over. Usually, his victims die, but not this time. He makes sure of it.
"Well, haha," as he laughed, his eyes crinkled gayly, "I've always had an odd interest in vampires."
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- Part 3 of will and jim
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24 Oct 2025
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George thinks football gets boring and plays his own game to make it interesting. He knows Dream and everything he does during the games.
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George makes a Dream football BINGO.
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19 Oct 2024
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Out of Touch by docsxconverse
Fandoms: james marriott - Fandom, WillNE, william lenney - Fandom
05 Aug 2024
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The train hisses in departure, softly jolting Will’s head against the headrest. He lounges in the seat, surveying the station from his window. His gaze travels over the shop outlets, food stalls, photobooths…
In the distance, he can make out James watching his train, searching for his face among the faces of many other travellers.
Despite Will’s attempts to wave, they don’t match each other’s fleeting glances.
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14 Sep 2024
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a bag of frozen peas by until_the_earth_is_free
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Daredevil (TV), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Daredevil (Comics)
19 Jul 2017
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“That’s one funky outfit you’ve got on, kiddo,” Mr Murdock said.
“I was just, uh, practicing my gymnastics routine in the area.”
“Really?” Mr Murdock asked, raising his eyebrows. “Because it sounded like you were having a panic attack in a dumpster.”[Peter Parker passes out during a fight and wakes up in some guy called Matt Murdock's apartment.]
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13 May 2024