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For the first time in weeks, he asked both Dream and Sapnap to come lay down with him.
The daybed wasn't large - it wasn't meant for three grown men - but they made it work without a single complaint. Dream pulled his large computer chair up to the edge of the mattress, resting his arms and his head directly on the mattress beside George’s hip so their fingers could stay loosely intertwined. Sapnap climbed onto the foot of the bed, sitting upright with his back pressed securely against the wall, his legs stretched out to keep a protective guard over George's ankles.
Listening to the steady, synchronized breathing of his boyfriends, George stared up at the shadows on the ceiling. He thought that talking about it - forcing the truth out into the open in front of everyone - would have completely broken him. But as he felt the warmth of Dream’s hand and the solid weight of Sapnap at the edge of the bed, he realized it hadn't broken him at all. It had lifted a weight.
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or, George is sexually assaulted by a man he had hardly met and goes through the process of recovery with his boyfriends there for him the entire time.
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- Part 3 of SA recovery fics because sometimes we need it to heal ourselves
- Part 2 of Alleviate
- Part 9 of DreamNotNap Bitches
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- English
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- 19,200
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- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
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- 42
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On the nightstand, Sapnap’s glass bong sat prominently beside a stray lighter, but Dream’s eyes barely registered it. His focus snapped entirely to the bed.
George and Sapnap weren’t asleep.
They were caught in a slow, incredibly lazy makeout session, completely lost in the haze of the room. George’s hands were tangled in the hem of Sapnap’s shirt, while Sapnap’s fingers were buried deep in George's hair, tilting his head back to deepen the kiss. It was unhurried, heavy-lidded, and thoroughly wrecked by the high.
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or they get high and have lots of sex (3 times, in fact), and there's aftercare
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- Part 8 of DreamNotNap Bitches
- Part 4 of Air's Smut Fics
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Defeated by the absolute picture of comfort before him - and completely weak for the soft look in George's eyes - Dream gave in. He shifted his weight, swinging his legs up onto the mattress and sliding in right next to George. Because the bed was already occupied by a tangle of two bodies and a mountain of duvets, Dream just leaned back against the headboard, inviting George to lean against his side.
George didn't waste a second. He shifted over, tucking himself securely under Dream’s arm, while Sapnap naturally migrated with him, his heavy arm draping over George’s waist to anchor himself to both of them.
Dream wound his arm around George’s shoulders, his fingers lightly tracing patterns on George's bare arm, while his other hand reached down to rest on Sapnap’s messy dark hair.
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DNN talks about putting a label on their relationship and it only enhances their everyday lives, allowing for softer mornings, harsher kisses and extra heat. They try to keep their new labels hidden from chat during a stream and fail miserably, deciding to just laugh it off.
Follow them through domestic fluff, a heated makeout session and more domestic fluff.
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- Part 7 of DreamNotNap Bitches
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The articles had all said the same thing: Hanahaki didn't just strike anyone with a crush. It was a disease born of depth. For years, Dream had harbored his feelings for Sapnap and George, quietly yearning for them from the safety of the sidelines. He had thought he was safe. He had thought he was in control. But love, he learned too late, was alive. It grew in the dark. The sudden, agonizing onset of the flowers wasn't a random fluke; it was proof that his feelings had crossed a dangerous line, deepening into something so massive his own body could no longer contain it.
Now, clutching the bruised marigolds and hydrangeas against his ribs, a cold wave of desperation washed over him.
He just wanted to breathe.
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Dream has Hanahaki for George and Sapnap but theres a happy ending
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- Part 6 of DreamNotNap Bitches
- Part 6 of Air’s Hanahaki
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- English
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- 1/1
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What George didn’t say - what he couldn’t bring himself to voice - was that the house felt suffocatingly small lately. Every corner of it reminded him that Dream’s departure date was creeping closer. He wanted to escape his own head. He wanted to avoid the looming reality that his light was leaving him. His sunshine. His colors.
To George, the world had always been a frustratingly dull palette. But ever since Dream had been around, it felt like the saturation had been dialed up. It was a stupid, poetic metaphor for a colorblind guy to have, but it was the truth: without Dream, everything just felt gray.
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Dream goes on a solo trip to LA and George reels with the fact that he feels horrible without Dream by his side. The trip leads them both to realize that they wanted to put labels on what they are, so they do. And with that, George's vibrant world is restored.
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- Part 36 of DNF Tings
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Skeppy felt a sudden, pleasant flutter in his stomach. He rolled onto his side, propping his head up with his hand so he was looking directly into Bad’s eyes. Whatever weird, unspoken wall had been between them earlier had completely dissolved. Bad was being attentive, borderline flirtatious, and entirely present.
“Thanks,” Skeppy said softly, his voice dropping a register, fully matching Bad’s relaxed, intimate energy. “You don’t look too bad yourself, love. Guess the shower fixed your grumpy mood from earlier.”
Bad’s smile faltered for a fraction of a second - a tiny, almost imperceptible twitch of his lips - before it snapped right back into place, bright and reassuring. “Yeah,” Bad said softly, his tone dripping with an extra layer of sweetness. “Yeah, I told you, I was just really tired. But I’m fine now. I’m right here.”
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or, Bad and Skeppy figure out how to get out a state of romantic "somewhere in between", where they're more than friends and less than lovers. But not forever, because one meetup changes all of that.
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- Part 13 of SkepHalo MuffinHeads
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"I am so deeply in love with you, it literally hurts," Skeppy continued, his voice dropping into a breathless, ragged whisper as he stopped pacing and stared into the lens. "It is so hard to close my eyes when you aren't next to me. My insomnia is killing me, Bad. But when you’re here? When you're physically in the room, it just... it goes away. You cure it. You could cure everything if we just finally took the leap. We need to move in together. Why haven't we just done it yet?"
The heavy weight of the question hung in the air, thick and suffocating. Skeppy’s chest heaved as he waited, practically begging with his eyes for the answer he’d been desperate to hear for months.
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or, Skeppy and Bad's relationship takes a turn as they try to work on meeting up and potentially living together forever. They navigate distance, hurtful words and true love.
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- Part 12 of SkepHalo MuffinHeads
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The phantom panic, realizing it couldn't fully breach the wall Bad had built around him, began to retreat. His breathing shallowly returned to normal. The room stopped spinning. He didn't crash this time; the wave had broken against Bad’s strength.
Skeppy took one deep, clean breath, his shoulders dropping. He looked up at Bad, his eyes full of a quiet, profound gratitude.
Bad smiled gently, patting his shoulder one last time before slipping back across the room to his own desk. "You ready?" Bad whispered over their private audio line.
Skeppy cleared his throat, a genuine, albeit tired, smile returning to his face. He gripped his mouse again. "Yeah. Ready."
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or, Skeppy has anxiety. it slowly starts to seep into the edges of his life until it takes over and sends him into panic episodes. His anxiety forces him to believe that Bad is better off without him. Bad, however, doesn't stop fighting for Skeppy and their relationship. Eventually, through love and therapy, Skeppy can see how wrong his anxiety was to push him away from the love of his life. They move in together and learn how to navigate their forever, together. Also, they get married!
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- Part 10 of SkepHalo MuffinHeads
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Skeppy let out a soft breath, his head dropping forward to rest against Bad’s shoulder. He closed his eyes. There was no music, no rhythm to follow except the steady, heavy beat of the rain hitting the ground and the matching thud of their hearts.
Bad held him close, one hand rubbing comforting circles into Skeppy's damp back as they slow-danced in the middle of the yard. Every step was deliberate, a silent promise against the distance that always threatened to pull them apart. Here in the dark, with the storm washing everything else away, the empty spaces didn't matter.
"I've got you," Bad whispered into the rain, pressing a warm kiss against Skeppy's wet temple.
Skeppy just squeezed him tighter, turning his face into the crook of Bad's neck, content to just move together in the dark until the storm finally ran out of rain.
“Is this our perfect place?” Skeppy asked, voice timid against the raging rain.
“Yes, I believe it is.” Bad whispered back and just held Skeppy tighter.
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Or, Bad and Skeppy meetup and live a domestically sweet life together. This inspires them to finally move in together so they can find their perfect place in the world.
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- Part 11 of SkepHalo MuffinHeads
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Dream’s legs quickly turned into his icy green tail. Dream felt the gills piercing his skin and turned the water on. It had been very hot out, it was summer in Florida, Dream wouldn’t pass up the chance to cool down in cold water.
After a half an hour, he heard the lock opening. Sapnap walked in with a towel and locked the door behind himself. “I told him I had to shit. He’ll give me 10 minutes before he comes looking for me because he got bored of swimming alone.” Dream laughed and drained the water, letting Sapnap help drag him onto the floor. Sapnap helped him dry his tail with a towel.
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Or, Dream and his family are merpeople. Dream's secret can't be kept from George, his boyfriend, forever. Not when a merpeople hunter from Dream's past shows up at his door.
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- Part 35 of DNF Tings
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George pulled away and both of them panted for air as George took Sapnap’s wrist and started to lead him outside. “Wha- George?”
“I’m getting us an uber so we can continue this at home.” George said, cheeks flushed and lips swollen from Sapnap nipping at them inside. Sapnap nodded and freed his wrist from George’s hold so George could use his phone with both hands. Sapnap took advantage of the free hand and he wrapped it around George’s waist, ever so gently squeezing the fat above his hip bones. George leaned into the hold as he booked an uber to arrive in 10 minutes.
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Or, George and Sapnap sleep together after a party at Skeppy's. Sapnap leaves when George is asleep. George thinks it is because Sapnap doesn't feel the same. Sapnap really left because he thinks George doesn't feel the same. George goes to LA to have space after it all and continues to smoke cigarettes even after he had tried to quit, but never could. Even under the burning light of the billboard that illuminated the LA House a little too brightly.
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- Part 1 of SNF??
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Dancing After Death by bad_advice for iiMoonlightxX
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
14 Feb 2024
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Once the streams ended, George left the call. He moved to his bed and Dream joined him. They were on their rightful sides of the bed. George with the ability to lay on his right arm to keep his dominant hand free. And Dream on the opposite side for the same reasons.
George extended his left hand and rested it on the bed in the middle of their bodies. “What if he doesn’t like me in person? Or finds me talking to a ghost and kicks me out? What if he hates me?”
Dream rested his right hand on George’s, watching it phase through the brunette’s. Dream only offered a kind smile. “He’ll love you. He has to.”
“Why?”
“Because I love you, and I’m dead.” Dream said and George giggled at him a bit. Dream’s smile widening.
“I love you too.” George said, feeling the ghostly presence of a kiss on his forehead before he drifted off.
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Dream is a ghost who has been with George since he was 4 years old. They were the same age then and are the same age now. Dream has grown up with George and George is the only one who can see him, besides his newly acquired best friend/roommate, Sapnap. George and Dream have always loved each other and with Sapnap’s help maybe they can finally touch.
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- Part 33 of DNF Tings
- Part 1 of Air’s Ghosts
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“Hi?”
“He had Hanahaki a few years ago.” Sapnap said and George looked concerned. “Clay did.” Sapnap specified and George unmuted the phone, telling Larray he had to go before hanging up. George invited Sapnap into the room and Sapnap sat on the end of the brit’s bed.
“What?”
“I just found out a little while ago.” Sapnap lied but George seemed to believe it.
“So what happened? Like do you know who it was for or like- like what happened?” George asked, playing with his shorts. Sapnap let out a breath.
“He got the surgery and forgot his love. Those two surgeries that he needed for his lungs were Hanahaki. I had pushed him too hard one night and he told me.” Sapnap explained and George nodded. “I heard that you guys are official now- congratulations by the way.”
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or, Dream has Hanahaki for Sapnap in 2021. He gets the surgery because there is no way he is loved back, not in a million years. With forgetting his love for Sapnap, he finds love in George in 2024... Just in time for Sapnap to get Hanahaki for Dream and needing to get surgery since Dream will never be able to love him again.Series
- Part 5 of Air’s Hanahaki
- Part 32 of DNF Tings
- Part 8 of DreamNap <3
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“Well, enjoy your stream love.” George kissed Dream on the head.
George pulled back and noticed the confused look on Dream’s face at the kiss. George just frowned and furrowed his brows. “Fuck, wrong timeline.” George mumbled. “I’m sorry, Dream. I am not from this timeline. You and Your George are not together, clearly.”
Dream laughed nervously, “what? George this is a weird ass bit.”
George looked around the room. “I need to get back to my timeline. I woke up the other day and I was in a different life where we weren’t even streamers...”
Dream ended stream without a word and put his hand to George’s forehead, George melted into the touch. Dream took note of this since usually for him, George flinched away from contact. “So- you and your Dream… you’re together?”
George nodded and flashed the silver ring on his left hand. “Engaged. I just have to make it through the day and I’ll wake up somewhere else. Hopefully you get your George back.”
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or, George wakes up in an alternate timeline where the world is entirely different. One of the Georges makes it his job to get Dream and other-George together as every Dream and George are together in every universe but this one.Series
- Part 31 of DNF Tings
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To think that last fall you were with me by bad_advice
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
13 Jan 2024
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Dream and George meet in college, both Computer science majors. They quickly find love. Dream falls for the low tides in George’s moon dust smile. George falls for the rays of sunshine that allow him to bask in Dream’s warmth.
But Fall was always George’s season.
And Spring semester is not fall.
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- Part 9 of DNF Stories
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George blinked awake and smiled up at his boyfriend who was on his laptop. “Hey.” George said, softly.
“Hey, baby. How did you sleep?” Dream asked, looking down at George after saving whatever he was working on.
“Good.” George sat up and kissed Dream on the cheek. “I’ve gotta go get blood.”
Dream offered his arm and George hummed, grabbing Dream’s arm and sinking his teeth into the flesh. He took a little more than usual on a normal day but it was what he needed. He didn’t want to feel starved and weak anymore. He didn’t want to be surviving. He wanted to be living. Dream was the key to his survival.
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George has been a vampire for years. Sapnap and Dream weren’t always. But through trials and love and life, they find their way to eternal life.Series
- Part 30 of DNF Tings
- Part 4 of Air's Vampires
- Part 3 of Air's Smut Fics
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Sapnap looked at the door of Dream’s office. “Are you sure?”
“I’m getting better.” George said and kicked the door open with his foot. Sapnap walked inside and sat down on the bed. George didn’t leave his hold. “Thank you.”
“For what?”
George just gripped his shirt, “taking care of me.” George said and moved so he was laying down. Sapnap tucked him in and plugged his phone in. It was the first time he had been in a bed since the incident. And he would invite Dream and Sapnap to lay with him that night. They knew it wasn’t the biggest bed in the world, and Dream slept in his computer chair with his head on the mattress and Sapnap slept sitting up against the wall on the end of the bed. But it was the three of them together and that’s what mattered.
George thinks that maybe he was getting better. He thought talking about it and bringing it back up would make him worse, but it helped. His checkup was in a few weeks, and hopefully everything really could be okay.
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or, George is sexually assaulted by a man he had hardly met and goes through the proccesses of recovery with his boyfriends there for him the entire time.
Series
- Part 2 of SA recovery fics because sometimes we need it to heal ourselves
- Part 5 of DreamNotNap Bitches
- Part 1 of Alleviate
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“I think I love him.” George said.
Hannah hummed, “I think you’re not alone in that.”
“What does that even mean?” George asked, poking at the sushi before him and looking at the vanilla candle in his hotel room. He didn’t remember packing it, and maybe he didn’t. Maybe it was Hannah. But he certainly did not remember taking it out of his luggage and setting it on the dresser.
“I think he might love you too.” Hannah said and George just fantasized to her about a relationship with Dream.
George could see himself loving Dream for the rest of their lives. And he wouldn’t want to love anyone else. There was no one in the world he would be able to love like this.
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or, George is famous on the internet, Dream is not. Dream and George get caught leaving a bar together with intentions clear. Dream gets confused why he sees Patches on some famous dude’s twitter, and realizes he slept with someone explicitly famous. Dream may have to rethink everything, but he decides to post Patches on twitter anyway. He didn’t expect people to recognize her from George’s tweet. The internet then assumes they are together and when the two of them meetup to talk about it, they decide faking it would be fun.Series
- Part 29 of DNF Tings
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They had agreed years ago to fake date when the fans assumed they were together 3 years back. It would be fun, and if they never really confirmed anything then they could just stop it one day. But George had fallen - and assumed Dream had as well. It was easy for George to be confused, the lines were so blurred and truths and lies were mixing. Dates felt real. Cuddling wasn’t even on camera. And they were sexually involved. So when George suddenly got word on Christmas Day that Dream’s ‘rebrand’ meant deleting all proof of their blurred lines… he was confused. He already had the disease, but this newfound knowledge amplified it.
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or, George has hanahaki, he decides to run off to LA in hopes the distance will help. It doesn't. So he lies to Dream and says his VISA was taken and he needs to go back to London. While in reality he is in LA with Sapnap, dying. Dream finds out the truth when George only has 24 hours left. Will his confession be enough to save him?
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- Part 4 of Air’s Hanahaki
- Part 28 of DNF Tings
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George crawled into the bed on the other side of Allura, rubbing a hand on her shoulder. Dream sat next to Hazel and carded a hand through his hair.
Dream started singing out a soft lullaby and nearly laughed when George started to doze off. Once both girls were asleep, he kissed both of their heads and covered them in the blankets - George included. He walked over and dinked his ring to George’s. “You going to stay here, baby?” Dream asked and George nodded, draping his arm over both girls. Dream smiled that gentle smile that George loved and accepted a forehead kiss. George turned so they could press their lips together in a chast kiss.
George smiled and watched as Dream went to their room to finish whatever he was working on.
When George woke up in the morning, Dream was curled up with the three of them. And he fell more in love with Dream. Like he always would, every morning.
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Or, it’s 2036 and Married George and Dream navigate Christmas time with their two daughters and lots of gentle love (plus they adopt a cat)
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- Part 2 of Gentle Loving
- Part 27 of DNF Tings
- Part 2 of Kid Fics <333