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1. Don't They Know It's the End of the World? by Witty__Fool

   Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/F, M/M
   • Work in Progress

   26 May 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Anathema Device/Newton Pulsifer
   • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Original Child(ren) of Aziraphale and Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Original Characters
   • Beelzebub (Good Omens)
   • Gabriel (Good Omens)
   • Eric | Disposable Demon (Good Omens)
   • Anathema Device
   • Newton Pulsifer
   • Adam Young (Good Omens)
   • Male-Presenting Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Male-Presenting Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Parents Aziraphale and Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Suicidal Thoughts
   • Angst
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Not Canon Compliant
   • Some Fluff
   • Plot

   Summary

   She had no idea what she was supposed to say once she walked into that cottage.What exactly was the proper opening line for this?

   Hello fathers whom I adore beyond reason.
   I resent you for making me immortal.
   My wife is dead.
   I think I’m accidentally causing natural disasters.

   Why did you do this all to me?

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   7,433

   Chapters:

   1/11

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   Kudos:

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