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1. It Is A Fucking Cow or Is It Fucking A Cow? by another_being

   Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   27 May 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Alhaitham/Il Dottore (Genshin Impact)
   • Alhaitham (Genshin Impact)
   • Il Dottore (Genshin Impact)
   • Top Il Dottore/Bottom Alhaitham (Genshin Impact)
   • Top Il Dottore (Genshin Impact)
   • Bottom Alhaitham (Genshin Impact)
   • featuring:
   • the top getting manhandled by the bottom
   • Milking
   • Male Lactation
   • Cowtham!
   • Whichever version of Dottore works probably
   • Dottore questioning the weirdness of the world
   • Alhaitham is a bit dumb and naive
   • in my defense that's because he's basically an advanced intelligent being compared to his kindred
   • Crack
   • Crack Treated Seriously

   Summary

   A man + cow = Alhaitham.

   There's certainly something blatantly weird with that equation, so Zandik has been deployed to the field.

   …

   Zandik really doesn't expect that things would be this weird, tho.

   Series

   • Part 2 of The roleplay that survived the crash

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   9,600

   Chapters:

   1/1

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