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Summary
Yuna: [harrumphing] Well, then, why am I getting phone calls from Rolex and Reebox about tweets under the ‘hashtag hockey boy quitter’ tag because you don’t know how to treat a woman in the bedroom-
David: [awkwardly] I thought I taught you better than this, son. A woman’s pleasure is just as important as yours, I told you this at sixteen we first had the birds and the bees conversation-
Shane: [choking] Oh my God, please stop! Will you guys just listen for one second?
Yuna: I don’t want to hear any excuses-
David: Don’t raise your voice at me, young man-
Shane: [he lets out a frustrated yell] JUST LISTEN-
Yuna: [sounding shocked] Shane!
Shane: [shouting] I’M GAY!
(shane goes viral for rude texts to ‘lily’. women from his past come forward with stories of their own. cue the internet on a witchhunt, an embarrassing coming out, and shane having the worst day of his life)
Series
- Part 16 of hr: online edn