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[Shane fishes around the bowl before pulling out a scrap of paper. He clears his throat and begins to read aloud.]
Shane: I want Shane Hollander to-
Shane: [looking up at the camera. His expression is shocked.] Oh my God?
Shane: [speaking to someone off camera] Are you sure I can say this on camera?
Harris: [off camera] Yes.
Shane: Okay.
Shane: [takes a deep breath].
Shane: I want Shane Hollander to f*ck me so hard I get sent to A&E.
Shane: [blushing] Harris are you sure this is appropriate for the team social media?
Shane: [frowning] Aren’t there any tweets about hockey or something?
(centaurs read thirst tweets)
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- Part 1 of hr: online edn
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Today: 5th October 201617: 10
what the fuck is huntanov17:10
what does fanfiction mean17:11
what is huntanov fanfiction17:11
bleach for eyeballs(people ship ilya & scott hunter. ilya has a breakdown about it)
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- Part 2 of hr: online edn
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Roz
We are good looking and married and in love, is normal to be sexually activeHazy
I’m sorry but no. There’s sexually active and there’s YOU TWOShane
@Hazy I’m confused. We only have sex everyday?Shane
That’s not that much, is it?Dykstra
I can’t tell if you’re joking or not????Shane
How often is normal?Roz
Shut upRoz
Everyone is banned from speakingRoz
No more talking(overly touchy hollanov get an intervention)
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- Part 7 of from the outside
- Part 3 of hr: online edn
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John Cook: Hollander keeps possession of the puck as Rozanov checks Cameron out of Hollander's way, and... Hollander scores! What a beaut of a goal that was!
Patrick Colt: [laughing] I don’t think the opposition know what to do with themselves against Rozanov and Hollander.
[Ilya Rozanov skates round to where Shane Hollander is standing. Hollander has a wide grin on his face after the recent goal.
Rozanov collides into Hollander, hugging him jokily and leaning to plant a wet his on Hollander’s helmet. However, at the last second, Hollander turns to look at Rozanov.
Their lips meet in a kiss.
The two break apart instantly and stare at each other in horror.]
Jack Saad: Oh. That’s… Hmm.
John Cook: [spluttering] Erm-
Patrick Colt: [faintly] Huh. Well. That’s not something you see everyday.
(the shane/ilya helmet kiss at the 2017 all stars game but shane turns his head at the last moment and they kiss on the mouth. social media reacts)
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- Part 11 of ways they didn't find out
- Part 4 of hr: online edn
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@thisisilya ✔️
Responding to @ShaneHollander24 ✔️
This is very rude Hollander… I am TIRED@thisisilya ✔️
Responding to @ShaneHollander24 ✔️
your children have killed me. killed me dead.@ShaneHollander24✔️
Responding to @thisisilya ✔️
*our@thisisilya ✔️
Responding to @ShaneHollander24 ✔️
No yours only. I disown them. I divorce you. I sleep for 10 years. Goodbye, world.@ShaneHollander24 ✔️
Responding to @thisisilya ✔️
Don’t say that about our kids! What is wrong with you????@thisisilya ✔️
Responding to @ShaneHollander24 ✔️
You do not know but they are beasts. Evil beasts.(snippets of ilya as a wag/stay at home husband & dad, as seen through social media <3)
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- Part 6 of from the outside
- Part 5 of hr: online edn
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Jackie
No offence but this is not what I expected from Shane’s girlfriend.Lily (Shane)
I know he is so boring and I am so funLily (Shane)
But opposites attract is the saying, no?Lily (Shane)
Also I am not girlfriendJackie
Why not!!Jackie
Sorry that was nosyLily (Shane)
Is okayLily (Shane)
Is complicatedLily (Shane)
But I cannot let him go because he gives head like championJackie
Girl!!!!!!(spreading the jackie & ilya bestie gospel!)
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- Part 7 of ways they didn't find out
- Part 3 of the unexpected besties of the MHL
- Part 6 of hr: online edn
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Jane’s ex added Lily (Shane) and Shane Hollander into a group chat.
Jane’s ex
Okay Shane when am I meeting your man!Shane
WhatShane
How did you even get his number?Shane
Wait did you go through my phone?Lily (Shane)
None of your business.Jane’s ex laughed at this message.
Jane’s ex
…maybe. Shane I’m sorry❤️Shane
I don’t understand, are you two friends or something??Lily (Shane)
NoJane’s ex
Yes!Jane’s ex
It’s a work in progress!Jane’s ex
But he’s warming up to me I can tellLily (Shane) disliked this message.
(rose steals lily’s number from shane’s phone. texting ensues as rose tries to get a new friend. ilya takes some convincing)
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- Part 4 of the unexpected besties of the MHL
- Part 7 of hr: online edn
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@rozanovisking
WAIT WAIT WAIT did anyone else see that ilya fucking rozanov liked rose landry’s breaking up with shane hollander tweet???? i’m dying hello??????461k people liked this tweet.
(ilya likes rose’s post about her breaking up with shane. the internet collectively lose their minds. ilya and rose have fun. shane does not.)
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- Part 5 of the unexpected besties of the MHL
- Part 8 of hr: online edn
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r/RoseLandry
Anonymous: Click link below to see Part 1 of Rose Landry’s private texts. Part 2 to be uploaded soon.
Click here…
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@rrredditor1837393
no way this is real lol@secretaccount656
Uh has no one else seen the bit about Shane Hollander being gay??? Is this why they broke up????@selenawrites1
omg not rose and miles chatting shit about under dark hahaha@rosieposiexxx
wait some of the texts between her and Hollander (her MHL ex boyfriend) seem a lil sus…@secretaccount656
if by a lil sus you mean GAY GAY GAY in big flashing lights and sirens, then yeah, it is a lil sus(rose’s texts get leaked)
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- Part 15 of ways they didn't find out
- Part 9 of hr: online edn
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13th March, 11pm.23:05
what is shayden23:07
what is shayden fanfiction23:09
what is shayden fanart23:06
where to buy a gun in ottawa(bored in ottawa ilya discovers shayden. someone has to put a stop to this)
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- Part 10 of hr: online edn
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@shaneholender
imagine getting to rail shane hollander everyday... ilya rozanov im cursing ur bloodline@therealilyarozanov
Responding to @shaneholender
1. do not imagine that, he is MY husband not yours
2. that is ok with me pls do my shithead brother first-
Harris (Chiron’s papa)
Ilya get off your phone you have a concussion!!!!
(10 years of ilya rozanov vs pr agents everywhere)
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- Part 11 of hr: online edn
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Roz
you are all trying to make my phone explode?Roz
what is problemRoz
is someone dyingRoz
someone better be dyingShane
What’s happening? Is everyone okay?Hazy
@Shane Do you have a tattoo?Shane
DO I HAVE A WHAT?(the cens win the cup and go celebrating after. cue drunk shenanigans and hungover texting)
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- Part 12 of hr: online edn
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jj boiziau: ultimate ally (unfortunately) by goldengalaxies
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
16 Apr 2026
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JJ
ok why don't you tell me what your type is since the last four men were no goodMon Capitane🫡
I'm just not interested in dating right now!JJ
right but no one said you had to date these guys. just some fun with them😏😏—
Cens groupchat
Roz
i need someone to take out Boiziau in next game no questions asked(jj tries to matchmake for shane after finding out he’s gay. things unfold. ilya crashes out. jj finds out a little more)
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- Part 16 of ways they didn't find out
- Part 13 of hr: online edn
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Rozanov
hello this is ilya rozanovRozanov
can you please stop with thisRozanov
i am not homophobicRozanov
hollander is not homophobicRozanov
you are making my life very hard🙄🙄Vaughny
maybe u should stop being a homophobic assholeScott
Well, I’m glad to hear you’re not homophobic but I’d love to see some actual proof of that first.Rozanov
i hate you bothRozanov
one momentRozanov
i wanted to send picture of me fucking my boyfriend as proofRozanov
but he said no😣😣😣😣(after a misunderstanding, ilya is cancelled for being homophobic to scott hunter. when shane and ilya announce their friendship, shane is also cancelled for the association with a 'homophobe')
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- Part 14 of hr: online edn
- Part 19 of ways they didn't find out