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Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough! by afragilecapricorn for muffymayhem
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
28 May 2026
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Summary
An intern sits near the far end of the table, visibly regretting every life decision that led him to this exact moment.
“I found that there’s kind of a small cult following online for people who like Jean Loo and Johnny Splash together,” he says carefully. “Like… as a pair.”
The room stills.
Bathsheba leans back, considering this with far more seriousness than Jean Loo would have expected. “Huh,” she says after a moment, and then turns to him. “Jean Loo. What has it, dear?”
Immediately, every eye in the room lands on him.
His answer should be obvious.
No. Absolutely not.
Jean Loo Pissoir is fighting for the public eye. It’s an uphill battle between public interest and his own interest for what his defining image will be this new album cycle. Enter: Johnny Splash.