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  1. No Laughing Matter! by

    Fandoms: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, Chronicles of Amber - Roger Zelazny, the mystery knight - Fandom  

    05 Aug 2026

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    Lyonel Baratheon has become Lord Paramount after the death of his older sickly brother and has decided to go on a Lord’s Progress before he throws a courtier out of a window for saying some nonsense like “how to cultivate a sustainable growth mindset” or “wood witch regulation and licensing”. Also, it keeps him as far away from his Mother, who is scheming to marry him off as soon as possible.

    Meanwhile, in the Mistwood, the widowed Lady Meryl Mertyns has struggled through a hell of a year. The spring sickness, drought, wildfires, and her husband's cousin stealing her son's birthright. To add insult to injury, a raven from Storm's End says that the Lord Paramount has denied her son's claim. What an arse!

    But then, Lyonel shows up at their gate on his Lord's Progress and acts like nothing happened. Just what is going on?

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