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me, my uncle and his wife moved out of italy due to my uncle's wife family purposes, i honestly don't know what brought her to our village in italy, she could've been anywhere, but- well, who am i to complain? uncle gregg is all happy with her now. what i'm complaining about though is just how shitty new jersey is. we now live in a suburban neighborhood where everyone is normal enough to the point where i have to pretend to be normal like them — and don't get me wrong, italy is just like that, i was just.. expecting more cool people like me, so, i'm simply disappointed, but what did i expect? the world is bigger then my father's forehead, it's probably rare to meet some the offspring fan that is my age. they're popular, yes, but it seems like the world hates me, so, i'll have to be met with weird looks that i'll have to block out with their music — which sucks. being normal sucks, america sucks... when we exclude some of my favorite american bands. also? i calculated it, 80% of my neighbors that i saw with my eyes are old people, and the rest 20%, i'm genuinely considering becoming friends with that one possibly haunted shopping cart that just fucking exists next to the street light right in front of my house. I bet the school fucking sucks worse.