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  1. The Brightest Light I've Ever Known by

    Fandoms: Red Valley (Podcast)  

    29 May 2026

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    "That green one."
    "What is it?" Warren asks, but immediately thinks better of it. "Wait, no, don't tell me, it's better than the margaritas."
    He grabs the cassette and, without so much as looking at it, puts it into the player. Metal starts blasting. And it's not just any metal.
    "Morior Invictus! Death before defeat! We die unvanquished! Hell yeah man, how'd you get a tape of Pus Crank?"

    Or, bloody metal bands, crushes on bassists, prying questions, awkward car angles, snogging people stupid and tense phonecalls.
    Or, Fast and Furious from Warren's perspective.

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