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1. kill me romantically by Anonymous

   Fandoms: Unstable Universe (Web Series), Video Blogging RPF  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   29 May 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • ParrotX2/Wifies (Video Blogging RPF)
   • parfies - Relationship
   • parfies - Character
   • only mention of uu quartet
   • Okay so.
   • heed the tags
   • Dead Dove: Do Not Eat
   • dont ship irl people only i can do that
   • i am shipping the irl people if it makes you feel worse
   • parfies
   • ok on with the real tags
   • RPF
   • Edging
   • Squirting
   • Overstimulation
   • thigh fucking
   • Frotting
   • Praise Kink
   • Dacryphilia
   • probably?
   • Bottom ParrotX2 (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Top Wifies (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Obsession
   • Cannibalistic Thoughts
   • Hardcore
   • Wifies calls parrot 'good boy'
   • A step up from 'darling'
   • Dry Orgasm
   • Multiple Orgasms
   • Light Bondage
   • Light Masochism
   • Light Sadism
   • I cant really tell you if Wifies is a sadist or a masochist
   • Maybe he just wants Parrot to do everything to him and more
   • I dont think of anything else I have to tag... hmmm...
   • Orgasm Denial
   • Orgasm Edging
   • whats the difference between edging and orgasm edging?
   • ill tag both
   • dont like dont read
   • If youre a CC im genuinely begging you just show up to my house and shoot me
   • Thats how Ill repent for my sins. You have to kill me
   • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
   • This is kind of like a random filler I was just horny
   • Genuinely just a weird fic Wifies needs to be shot and killed
   • I GOT A HUNDRED THOUSAND FOR WHOEVER BLOW THAT BITCH BRAINS OUT
   • KILL HER NOW
   • Vibrators
   • Dildos
   • Sex Toys
   • #Needdat
   • omg dis minecraft yaoi shit get serious. IM OUT!
   • No Beta We Die Like D3rLord3
   • DUDE I JUST SAW MY OWN FIC ON TWITTER DO I SAY SOMETHING OR…

   Summary

   "Hurts," Parrot whimpered, eyes squeezing shut again.

   "I know," Wifies sighed, shoving his sweatpants down. "Your suffering is beautiful."

   OR

   Wifies is an evil man. Parrot likes it, probably.

   OR

   I know I just released a sequel fic on them but I genuinely can't stop thinking of them. What is this curse. Help me. I've never written smut before until these two. What have they done to me

   Series

   • Part 3 of parfies

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