parfies

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• and everybody knows. everybody knows by Anonymous

  Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Unstable Universe (Web Series)  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  19 Apr 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • ParrotX2/Wifies (Video Blogging RPF)
  • parfies - Relationship
  • uu quartet - Character
  • like they're there for a second then they leave
  • RPF
  • this definitely breaks boundaries so umm sorry
  • Drunk Sex
  • Blow Jobs
  • First Time
  • Bottom ParrotX2 (Video Blogging RPF)
  • Top Wifies (Video Blogging RPF)
  • Anal Sex
  • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
  • if you found this you searched for it lwk
  • Obsession
  • Small breeding kink
  • mentions of fisting
  • declarations of love... ooh how romantic...
  • but honestly they just fuck
  • parrots first time
  • probably wifies first time. we will never know
  • nobody is underage all characters are early 20s or 19
  • Coming Untouched
  • Body Worship
  • if you're one of the ccs LOOK AWAY
  • #Needdat
  • Coming in Pants
  • Genuinely what is wifies' problem
  • Don't Like Don't Read
  • ill never think about them again after this.
  • i also wrote that vruunko fanfic if youre interested... winks
  • Dead Dove: Do Not Eat
  • but the dove is cooked medium rare so it kind of tastes ok
  • No Beta We Die Like D3rLord3
  • dont ship irl people only i can do that
  • this is my first time writing smut. how did i do
  • Hardcore
  • i forgot
  • Belly Bulge

  Summary

  "Parrot."

  "I love this."

  "Parrot."

  "I love you."

  Whatever happened next wasn't really Wifies' fault. It was the alcohol, probably. Or maybe it was Parrot just spurring him on too far. Though that's what he wanted, right?

  OR

  Parrot and wifies get a little freaky after an irl stream

  OR

  I feel really cool formatting a fanfic summary like this. I'm a professional. First time guys everybody cheer!

  Series

  • Part 1 of parfies

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  6,541

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Collections:

  1

  Comments:

  149

  Kudos:

  662

  Bookmarks:

  60

  Hits:

  8,897

• he kisses me, it feels like cannibalism by Anonymous

  Fandoms: Unstable Universe (Web Series), Video Blogging RPF  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  28 May 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • ParrotX2/Wifies (Video Blogging RPF)
  • parfies - Relationship
  • hints of flamebu?
  • WHO SAID THAT? - Relationship
  • uu quartet - Character
  • this is a doozy.
  • Fisting
  • youre welcome
  • Multiple Orgasms
  • Squirting
  • Rimming
  • Obsession
  • Porn with Feelings
  • Bottom ParrotX2 (Video Blogging RPF)
  • Top Wifies (Video Blogging RPF)
  • Coming Untouched
  • Body Worship
  • dont like dont read
  • Dead Dove: Do Not Eat
  • but the dove is cooked medium rare so it kind of tastes ok
  • dont ship irl people only i can do that
  • No Beta We Die Like D3rLord3
  • Wifies is kind of insane in this genuinely a weirdo he needs help
  • oh yeah
  • RPF
  • if youre a cc look away xx
  • Blow Jobs
  • you guys really liked the last one i hope this meets your standards
  • Cannibalistic Thoughts
  • yeah...
  • Hardcore
  • Mind Break
  • ? - Freeform
  • I guess bro
  • Small scent kink
  • Wifies calls Parrot darling in this
  • HAHA I REMEMBERED
  • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
  • its established this is parrot's first time doing ANYTHING
  • wifies on the other hand is a WHORE
  • #Needdat
  • parfies
  • omg dis minecraft yaoi shit get serious. IM OUT!
  • i am shipping the irl people if it makes you feel worse

  Summary

  "Does it feel good?" Wifies asked.

  "Urrghk," Parrot replied.

  OR

  Wifies takes up Parrot's offer on fisting him

  OR

  I hope someone comes to my home and shoots me dead. Enjoy

  Series

  • Part 2 of parfies

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  8,366

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Collections:

  1

  Comments:

  73

  Kudos:

  282

  Bookmarks:

  11

  Hits:

  5,819

• kill me romantically by Anonymous

  Fandoms: Unstable Universe (Web Series), Video Blogging RPF  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  29 May 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • ParrotX2/Wifies (Video Blogging RPF)
  • parfies - Relationship
  • parfies - Character
  • only mention of uu quartet
  • Okay so.
  • heed the tags
  • Dead Dove: Do Not Eat
  • dont ship irl people only i can do that
  • i am shipping the irl people if it makes you feel worse
  • parfies
  • ok on with the real tags
  • RPF
  • Edging
  • Squirting
  • Overstimulation
  • thigh fucking
  • Frotting
  • Praise Kink
  • Dacryphilia
  • probably?
  • Bottom ParrotX2 (Video Blogging RPF)
  • Top Wifies (Video Blogging RPF)
  • Obsession
  • Cannibalistic Thoughts
  • Hardcore
  • Wifies calls parrot 'good boy'
  • A step up from 'darling'
  • Dry Orgasm
  • Multiple Orgasms
  • Light Bondage
  • Light Masochism
  • Light Sadism
  • I cant really tell you if Wifies is a sadist or a masochist
  • Maybe he just wants Parrot to do everything to him and more
  • I dont think of anything else I have to tag... hmmm...
  • Orgasm Denial
  • Orgasm Edging
  • whats the difference between edging and orgasm edging?
  • ill tag both
  • dont like dont read
  • If youre a CC im genuinely begging you just show up to my house and shoot me
  • Thats how Ill repent for my sins. You have to kill me
  • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
  • This is kind of like a random filler I was just horny
  • Genuinely just a weird fic Wifies needs to be shot and killed
  • I GOT A HUNDRED THOUSAND FOR WHOEVER BLOW THAT BITCH BRAINS OUT
  • KILL HER NOW
  • Vibrators
  • Dildos
  • Sex Toys
  • #Needdat
  • omg dis minecraft yaoi shit get serious. IM OUT!
  • No Beta We Die Like D3rLord3
  • DUDE I JUST SAW MY OWN FIC ON TWITTER DO I SAY SOMETHING OR…

  Summary

  "Hurts," Parrot whimpered, eyes squeezing shut again.

  "I know," Wifies sighed, shoving his sweatpants down. "Your suffering is beautiful."

  OR

  Wifies is an evil man. Parrot likes it, probably.

  OR

  I know I just released a sequel fic on them but I genuinely can't stop thinking of them. What is this curse. Help me. I've never written smut before until these two. What have they done to me

  Series

  • Part 3 of parfies

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  3,220

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Collections:

  1

  Comments:

  88

  Kudos:

  340

  Bookmarks:

  29

  Hits:

  5,688

• good boy syndrome by Anonymous

  Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Unstable Universe (Web Series)  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  29 Jun 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • ParrotX2/Wifies (Video Blogging RPF)
  • parfies - Relationship
  • implied spokewho...
  • STRONGER implied flamebu... like explicitly stated but they dont do anything
  • uu quartet + derap + jumper + rekrap
  • genuinely writing this at 3 am and publishing it no edits IDGAF
  • Dead Dove: Do Not Eat
  • Masochism
  • Blow Jobs
  • Semi-Public Sex
  • Pet Names
  • Subspace
  • cant believe i tagged that
  • Mind Break
  • Coming Untouched
  • Parrot beats the shit out of wifies and he LIKES it
  • Freak
  • Hardcore
  • Come Eating
  • Top ParrotX2 (Video Blogging RPF)
  • Bottom Wifies (Video Blogging RPF)
  • finally i wrote them but im sorry theres no penetration its more like dom/sub
  • idek if this is connected to the other stories i just felt like writing
  • puppy... play?
  • Puppy Play
  • i hate myself truly
  • this time parrot calls wifies a good boy
  • aww theyre growing on each other. DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
  • RPF
  • dont ship irl people only i can do that
  • i am shipping the irl people if it makes you feel worse
  • dont like dont read
  • if youre a cc i give you permission to ask for my address and then come and execute me publicly
  • throws up everywhere
  • no beta we die like wifies on 28/6/2025
  • Minor Violence

  Summary

  "This is humiliating," Wifies grumbled.

  Now he knew how it felt. No matter, though—Parrot suddenly found a firm grip in his head and yanked him forward onto his bulge.

  "It's okay, puppy," he said, grinning at the way every reaction was stronger than the last. "Just be a good boy and choke on my cock."

  OR

  A doggy is nothing if he don't have a bone ☹️

  Series

  • Part 4 of parfies

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  4,376

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Collections:

  1

  Comments:

  59

  Kudos:

  253

  Bookmarks:

  21

  Hits:

  3,256

• long distance by Anonymous

  Fandoms: Unstable Universe (Web Series), Video Blogging RPF  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  04 Jul 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • ParrotX2/Wifies (Video Blogging RPF)
  • parfies - Relationship
  • uu quartet very briefly
  • parfies - Character
  • RPF
  • dont like dont read
  • i am shipping the irl people if it makes you feel worse
  • dont ship irl people only i can do that
  • i dont really know how to tag this. um!
  • Phone Sex
  • Sexual Overstimulation
  • Light Dom/sub
  • Parrot is the dom if you care
  • Anal Fingering
  • Romantic Fluff
  • towards the end. like real tooth-rotting
  • i was feeling maternal
  • Jealousy
  • Obsession
  • Voice Kink
  • very briefly mentioned - Freeform
  • also dont know if this is like chronological order with the series
  • I just wrote
  • they are both delusional and gay and they need to DIE
  • praise kink mentioned in a SINGLE line you wont even catch it
  • omg dis minecraft yaoi shit get serious. IM OUT!
  • Multiple Orgasms
  • Pet Names
  • like a lot. wifies is a loser i hate him
  • thats basically all there is. parrot pushes wifies to his limit and then they explode
  • Mutual Masturbation
  • Dacryphilia
  • if ur a cc come skin me alive and subject me to the brazen bull
  • no beta we die like 4cvit in dad LOL.

  Summary

  "Wifies," he said, very slowly. "I do care. Enough to manage a week without talking because you didn't need any distractions."

  "Show me, then."

  What?

  "What?" Parrot brought his phone closer. "Show you what?"

  Another strange sigh came through the phone.

  "Show me how you care."

  OR

  finding a good summary for the fic is almost as hard as writing the damn thing. parfies esex. there you go

  Series

  • Part 5 of parfies

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  5,364

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Collections:

  1

  Comments:

  47

  Kudos:

  150

  Bookmarks:

  8

  Hits:

  1,536