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1. long distance by Anonymous

   Fandoms: Unstable Universe (Web Series), Video Blogging RPF  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   04 Jul 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • ParrotX2/Wifies (Video Blogging RPF)
   • parfies - Relationship
   • uu quartet very briefly
   • parfies - Character
   • RPF
   • dont like dont read
   • i am shipping the irl people if it makes you feel worse
   • dont ship irl people only i can do that
   • i dont really know how to tag this. um!
   • Phone Sex
   • Sexual Overstimulation
   • Light Dom/sub
   • Parrot is the dom if you care
   • Anal Fingering
   • Romantic Fluff
   • towards the end. like real tooth-rotting
   • i was feeling maternal
   • Jealousy
   • Obsession
   • Voice Kink
   • very briefly mentioned - Freeform
   • also dont know if this is like chronological order with the series
   • I just wrote
   • they are both delusional and gay and they need to DIE
   • praise kink mentioned in a SINGLE line you wont even catch it
   • omg dis minecraft yaoi shit get serious. IM OUT!
   • Multiple Orgasms
   • Pet Names
   • like a lot. wifies is a loser i hate him
   • thats basically all there is. parrot pushes wifies to his limit and then they explode
   • Mutual Masturbation
   • Dacryphilia
   • if ur a cc come skin me alive and subject me to the brazen bull
   • no beta we die like 4cvit in dad LOL.

   Summary

   "Wifies," he said, very slowly. "I do care. Enough to manage a week without talking because you didn't need any distractions."

   "Show me, then."

   What?

   "What?" Parrot brought his phone closer. "Show you what?"

   Another strange sigh came through the phone.

   "Show me how you care."

   OR

   finding a good summary for the fic is almost as hard as writing the damn thing. parfies esex. there you go

   Series

   • Part 5 of parfies

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