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“YO GUYS!” Blocky shouted as he ran over to his bros, Pen and Eraser who were sitting down at a picnic table. They looked at him with confused expressions and replied with a yeah.
“Guess what I got!” He exclaimed in excitement.
“Um a- um..?” Pen stuttered. “A hammer?”
“Food?” Eraser asked. Blocky looked at him with a dead-pan expression. “What?”
“You’re always thinking about food.” Blocky said, rolling his eyes. But then he smiled and showed them a bow and quiver filled with arrows with heart shaped tips. He promptly dropped them onto the table.
“What are you, taking archery?” Eraser asked, smiling lazily. Was Blocky going to stop doing those murder pranks of his? Maybe it was a good idea that he did. It was kind of funny in Eraser’s opinion but Pen didn’t really like them.
“Psh! As if!” Blocky said, waving him off. Before retracting his statement and saying, “Well technically but like.. These are special arrows!”
“How so?” Pen asked, grabbing the quiver filled with arrows and studying them. Blocky grabbed them back from Pen and put it around his square body.
“These are cupid’s arrows!” Blocky said excitedly. “Or well that’s what it said it was on the site I bought it on. It was 5 bucks. Also it can’t leave a mark on the person that gets shot! That’s also what it said on the site!” Blocky smiled.
“And I’m going to use them for my next prank!!”
“You gonna make people fall in love?” Eraser chuckled, that sounded kind of like a lame prank.
“Yeah! The description of the item said if it hit someone they would like be more bold with their crush! Or it works like a normal cupid’s arrow and they just fall in love with the first person they see. I don’t remember.” Blocky explains, grinning like a maniac.
“Oh cool! Who are you going to shoot first?” Pen asked. He and Eraser got up from their seats at the picnic table.
“Yes. Who will be my first victim?” Blocky said, then he started cackling like a maniac. Pen and Eraser looked at each other before shrugging. Blocky ran off from them quickly. They chased after him.
Blocky looked around, there weren’t many people around the area they were in at the time. They were all somewhere else currently but Blocky kept looking around. He remembered he saw two people walking around the area not too long ago so he could shoot them first!
Blocky ran through a forest, thinking maybe there were people there. He heard noises behind somewhere and slowed down. He listened for the noises to locate them.
Pen and Eraser finally catch up to Blocky and run up to him, panting harshly and trying to catch their breath. Blocky shushes them, slapping a hand over their mouths. He heard where the noises were coming from, behind a tree and peeked out behind it. He saw Snowball and Coiny talking to each other in a clearing in the forest.
Blocky smirked. His first victims. But which one should he shoot? He knew Snowball liked Coiny but what would Coiny do? Blocky contemplated for a bit before grabbing his bow and an arrow out of his quiver.
“For a prank,” Blocky whispered. He aimed at the unsuspecting duo and shot the arrow. “Shoot a cupid’s arrow you got for 5 bucks on any site and use it on someone randomly!”
Coiny rambled on about something. But Blocky didn’t know exactly what since he was too far away to hear them. But he could hear something about Flower and Pin.
Snowball nodded along, putting in some yeahs and you’re rights into the conversation. Then he felt like something hit him on the back. And he hissed in pain, putting a hand on his back side and rubbing it as he shut his eyes.
“Uh Snowball you okay?” Coiny asked, obviously worried. He couldn’t see what was wrong but maybe that was because he wasn’t facing Snowball’s back.
“Yeah, yeah.. I’m fine, I just think something hit me in the back.” Snowball said, opening one eye and looking at Coiny. Snowball’s heart started beating faster, faster than it usually does around Coiny. And he blushed subtly watching Coiny.
“Let me see what hit you.” Coiny said, crawling over to his back. He spots an arrow and tries to grab it but not before getting pushed to the ground and pinned down by Snowball.
“Snowball?! What are yo-” Coiny gets cut off as Snowball smashes their lips together. Coiny was shocked at first before melting into the kiss. Snowball pulled away, getting off of Coiny and looked at him, his face was flushed a bright red.
He looked away in embarrassment after what he did. Apologizing for doing that. Coiny just stared at him, his face a bright red as well. He put his hand on Snowball’s cheek, pulling his face toward him gently and kissed him on the mouth. Snowball’s eyes widened before they closed and he kissed Coiny back.
Blocky watched them as the scene unfolded in front of him. He smiled widely, and fist pumped the air. The arrow worked! It wasn’t a 5 dollar scam! And he immediately started planning his next move and who his next victims were going to be.
Pen and Eraser watched as Snowball and Coiny kept kissing, now wrapping their hands around each other. They looked at one another, both were shocked that it actually worked. This prank was going to be a doozy.
“And then look for other people to be your victims!” Blocky laughed quietly and ran off. Pen and Eraser got up and ran after him. He looked around the area as he ran and skidded to a stop soon after seeing Gelatin and Fries.
Gelatin was trying to steal one of Fries’ fries. Fries was defending the food in his body. Blocky smiled. He just had to think about who should be shot. He grabbed an arrow and his bow, he pulled the string and shot.
“C’monnnn!!” Gelatin begged. “It’s just one fry! Please Fries!”
“You’ve already taken so many of my fries! I’m not giving you anymore!” Fries shouted angrily. Gelatin just looked at him with puppy dog eyes. He rolled his eyes and turned away from him.
Gelatin takes a small quiet step towards Fries but then gets hit behind the back of his body. “OW!” Gelatin exclaims in pain. Fries looks behind him and asks him what happened before noticing the arrow on his back.
He looks up to try and find the culprit just barely missing Blocky who ducks down. He growls before looking back at Gelatin in worry.
Gelatin doesn’t answer as he looks at Fries. He takes another step forward and clings onto Fries like his life depended on it. “Gelatin?” Fries asks worriedly. “Are you okay?”
“I’m feeling great!” Gelatin says, nuzzling his face against Fries, making him blush. “I’m sorry for trying to steal your fries. I promise I’ll try to stop myself from taking more..” Gelatin said.
That’s not normal, Gelatin would never do that or say that. He loved eating Fries’ fries.
“I love you..” Gelatin whispered, making Fries blush harder. “W-wha?” Fries asked.
“I said I love you!” Gelatin exclaims, smiling. “Do you love me too?” He asked, hugging Fries tighter, blushing. Fries looked at him, looked around, before softening his face, and hugging Gelatin back. “I love you too.”
Gelatin smiled and giggled at Fries’ response. Fries smiled back softly. “But we should really get that arrow out of your back.” Gelatin looks behind him and sees the arrow. Fries pulls it out.
Blocky smiles as he watches them. He didn’t really care that they took off the arrow. The effects shouldn’t really wear off till tomorrow. Pen and Eraser were on the ground watching them. Panting harshly from all that unexpected cardio. Pen got all the air he needed back and was ready for the next run. Eraser not so much but he was fine.
Blocky runs off again looking for other unsuspecting people to shoot. Pen runs after him, Eraser just barely able to catch up. He really needs to exercise.
Blocky finds most of the other contestants. He sits on top of a small hill that is just enough to see everyone but he does get blocked occasionally and looks around and sees Tree in the pile. He chuckles as he readies his bow and arrow. He wonders who Tree would fall in love with, or have a crush on. He still didn’t know which one the arrow did.
He pulls on the sting and lets it go. It surprisingly hits Tree despite so many people around. He yelps out in pain and rubs his back, stupidly enough he couldn’t reach the arrow. He gets up and walks away from where he was prior. He goes up to Marker who was playing with the grass.
“Ooohh hiii Treee!” Marker says excitedly. “What are you doing here?”
“I would like to.. Learn more about you.” Tree says smiling, sitting down next to him. Marker smiles.
“Oh okay! Well I like dirt!” Marker says, as he grabs a bunch of dirt in his hands. “And playing toss the dirt!” Then throws it behind him. He smiles at him.
Tree smiles back.
“Wait there’s something behind your back!” Marker says, pointing behind him.
“What?” Tree asks, he couldn’t see it, or grab it for that matter. “Let me help you!” Marker says as he grabs it and pulls it away from Tree’s back. Blocky giggles quietly.
Pen catches up to Blocky just fast enough to see it hit Tree. He watches as Tree stands up and walks over to his little brother Marker. He couldn’t see through the crowds of people if Tree was looking at Marker. “Blocky.” Pen says still watching Tree and Marker.
“Yeah?” Blocky replies as readies his next shot.
“So do the arrows make the victim fall in love with the first person they see or go up to their crush?” His eye twitches but Blocky doesn’t notice. Eraser runs in and lands right next to them. Way too tired to keep moving.
“I think it makes them feel more for their crush or go up to them or something.” Blocky was not paying attention whatsoever.
“Okay. I might have a bone to pick with Tree later then.” Pen smiles innocently.
“Oh right. That guy’s your little bro. By how much anyway?”
“A year.”
“Not too bad. Isn’t Tree the same age as you?”
Pen doesn’t say anything.
This time Blocky shoots recklessly. Not even trying to have a target, he just shoots. This time it hits Bomby. Thank whatever he didn’t explode! Bomby made a shocked noise from the arrow. And just sat there before looking over to the one beside him which was Nickel, his best buddy. And they started talking.
Blocky rolled his eyes at the non-climatic scene. He started shooting recklessly a couple more times, all of them hitting Liy, Pencil, Book, and Cloudy. One just barely misses Bubble and she doesn’t get popped.
Blocky smiles as he watches the affected people do what they did. Liy went over to Pie and started side hugging her. Pencil started saying how much she loved Match. Book sat next to Ice Cube listening to her talk about whatever Blocky couldn’t hear. Cloudy starts giving bits and pieces of his collection to Balloony and even putting Balloony in his collection.
Blocky then grins as he looks over to Pen and Eraser. He lifts his bow and arrow before pointing it at them. Pen looks over and realizes just as he shoots and he ducks down. Eraser was late to notice and gets hit by it.
“Eraser!” Pen shouts, “Blocky! What was that about?!”
“Just a little prank on friends am I right?” Blocky laughs before running away.
Pen sighs and looks back at Eraser who had pulled out the arrow in his head, groaning.
“Are you okay, Eraser?” Pen asked, putting a hand on his shoulder. Eraser nodded before hugging Pen, kissing his cheek. Pen blushes furiously and looks at him. Eraser smiled lazily and kissed him again.
Eraser kept kissing him, making Pen giggle. “S-stop! Oh my ink factory!” Pen pushed Eraser off of him, blushing like a mad man. Oh he is so going to get back at Blocky for this.