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Eating Habits/Piggy Nonsense by Panda_Toes
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
24 Jul 2026
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Odysseus stared at the piece of meat in his hand.
Silence filled the room.
Then, with all the tragedy of a fallen hero facing his doom, he rose to his feet and raised it toward the heavens.
“I HAVE LOST THIS WAR!”
He shoved it into his mouth.
Telemachus immediately leapt into the air.
“THAT'S IT! YOU'RE DONE!”
Penelope pinched the bridge of her nose.
“My love,” she said, trying and failing not to smile, “it's official. You've lost the bet.”
Odysseus buried his face in his hands.
“I am doomed...”
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After one too many dinners trigger unpleasant memories of monsters, gods, and lost friends, Odysseus makes a bold declaration:
He's giving up meat.
Unfortunately for him, his family has absolutely no faith in his self-control.
With a mischievous Penelope, a relentlessly amused Telemachus, and a very dangerous bet involving Circe, Odysseus soon discovers that surviving monsters may have been easier than surviving vegetables.
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