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They stood upon the platform in the dark realm as eyes upon eyes watched over them.
"Avery what's in your inventory?"
"Two sticks? Why?"
Derek stood still for a few seconds before he spoke again.
"Give me one."
Before Avery could even pass one of the sticks he snatched it from his hold and turned to Eggchan wannabe and pointed a stick to him.
"HEY TEMU WILLIAM FROM TAWOG, I'LL BEAT YOUR ASS IF YOU DO ANYTHING FURTHER."
Eye turned to him and started to laugh as it flied closer.
"What makes you think YOU could beat me?"
Derek didn't waste any time and poked right at the eye who tried backing up though Avery hit it right from behind leaving it splatted on the ground.
"WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU CAN BEAT A SKYWARS PRO?"
Avery then started kicking the splatted eyeball that weakly laid on the platform as Derek kept hitting it with a stick.
"I WAS JUST– OW DOING— OUCH MY JOB— STOP."
"SHUT UP YOU EYESIGHT AD MASCOT LOOKING THING."
Most of the eye goo was stuck to the platform now and it couldn't move anymore. It was practically glued to the floor the way it wanted to be glued to the vessel which was now beating up his ass as if it was a child that got F.
"CAN Y'ALL NOT BEAT ME UP?!"
Avery and Derek glanced at each other before looking down at the eye that looked like an ugly rug right now.
"Would you rather be seated in a boat infront of a sticky piston and endrod?"
...
"I'd rather not answer that."
Their eyes widened before Avery had to cling to his stomach and put a hand over his mouth.
Once he removed his hand from mouth to stomach he shouted at the half dead Eye that looked like it just took fifty three shots of pure alcohol.
"YOU'RE DISGUSTING WHAT THE FUCK—"
"JUST FINISH ME OFF ALREADY."
With that being said Avery and Derek stepped infront of the thing and looked at each other.
"Let's finish it off Derek."
"Together?"
"Together and forever."
With power of friendship and love they hit The King harder than ever getting him dead once and forever.
"We did it.."
"Yeah Avery...WE did it.☭"
And they left the caves living happily ever after