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    “How would you feel if I told you you look dashing today?”

    His cheeks already burned under the scorching sun and it had saved him from shame, but he was sure Vetinari had seen everything he needed to see.

    “That's not funny, sir,” said Sam quietly.

    “And I’m not a Fools Guild alumnus.”

    He didn't know what to do. He felt exposed, and panicked. What was happening?

    “S-sir.”

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