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-- tipsyGnostalgic [TG] began pestering twinArmageddons [TA] at 10:28 --
TG: heyyy
TG: heyheyhey solcap
TG: solo cup
TG: yellow solo cup
TG: wat are u up two?
TG: workin on leet hax?
TG: the leetest of hax?
TG: two devsatating 4 the eyes of man?
TG: come on i made two twos for u
TG: *now theres four
TG: oops
TA: iif you have two a2k the an2wer iis ye2.
TA: iin the iimmortal word2 of your human 2lampoet del the funky homo2apiien ii’m goiing to devii2e a viiru2. two bring diire 2traiit2 two your enviironment2.
TG: aw yiss
TG: crushing corporations with a mild touch
TG: crash the whole computer system n revert you to papyrus
TA: ye2.
TA: the entiire crocker exchange wiill go dark. palmhu2k2 and hu2ktop2 wiill be 2o many wiiggler con2tructiion block2. human 2acriifiice, clown2 and fi2h liiviing twogether, ma22 hy2teriia.
TA: no more endle22 wall2 of piink giiviing me headache2 when ii ALREADY HAVE A HEADACHE FUCK!!
TG: aw dont be liek that
TG: *like
TG: if we take down the internets how will u stay inside all day
TG: u might have go out and experience
TG: ~nature~
TG: lol
TA: ok 2hiit you got me there.
TG: woo woo woo ten points to gryffinpuff
TG: anyway
TG: i got a surprise for you
TG: guess what
TA: what
TG: lol like im gonna click that
TA: ehehehe ii had two try.
TG: lol i feel you
TG: john finally got wise to tha reverse rickroll :(
TA: ii’m not cliickiing that eiither.
TG: see you gots to try
TG: for ur honor!!
TA: yeah.
TG: ok ok one more time
TG: *drumroll*
TG: GUESS WHAT
TA: cluckbea2t butt.
TG: haha nice
TG: but nah
TG: were going out!!
TA: no.
TG: were going out *twonight*
TA: FUCK no.
TG: i already made tha reservations
TG: cmon solcap even u gotta come up 4 air sometimes
TA: holy 2hiit lalonde diid iit ever occur two you that 2ome 2peciie2 developed advanced ciiviiliizatiion 2o we wouldn’t have two iinteract wiith each other. why do you thiink we have piizza drone2?
TG: i never said u had to talk to people lol
TA: oh.
TA: eheheh that’2 okay then.
TG: on my honor as a citizen of the earth
TG: we will go to this spa and we will rage
TG: quietly
TG: and individually
TG: like two zen trees in a zen forest
TG: and when we fall we will make no sound
TG: except to each other because we’re still observers
TG: and because soundwaves still propagate whether or not trees can perceive them
TG: because vibration
TG: okay that got away from me but anyway
TA: well ii gue22 that doe2n’t 2ound two 2hiitty.
TA: a2 long a2 ii don’t have two 2iit wiith 2tranger2 or talk wiith 2tranger2 or giive a 2hiit about anythiing that’2 goiing on.
TG: haha dont worry i got you covered
TG: you stress too much solcap
TG: i think u need to relax
TG: *wonk*
-- tipsyGnostalgic [TG] ceased pestering twinArmageddons [TA] at 10:51 --
