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After her breakup with Ron, Hermione insists she is “taking time for herself,” which somehow turns into reading increasingly unhinged fantasy romance novels until her standards become completely incompatible with real life. She wants a man who is ancient, morally grey, terrifyingly competent, emotionally obsessed with her, and preferably capable of ripping enemies apart with his bare hands.
Draco Malfoy is many things - A war hero trying to rebuild his life. Devastatingly attractive. Annoyingly articulate. A bit feral when jealous. Very good in a suit. But he is not Fae. He is not 500 years old. He does not have wings. He has never once called anyone “my mate” without gagging.
And Hermione, tragically, keeps getting the ick.