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hanbon changed the group name to bunch of friends emergencies
hanbon: send here only reaaaaallly important stuff
coy piss-me-off: anthony
wheres my pizza
did you eat it
hello
answer me
helloooo????
anthony i will come to ur room and make u answer for my pizza
dont joke with me
my food is important to me
Anthpo: I didn’t eat anything Coy
hanbon: that’s bad anthony
coy piss-me-off: yeah actually
however
who ate my pizza hello
Anthpo: Ask others, we’re not living alone Coy
And im Will: Thats very smart of you Anthony!
hanbon: queerbaitingg
just kiss already
coy piss-me-off: WHO ATE MY PIZZA.
WILL WAS THAT YOU
And im Will: No
I dont think so mostly
I
Well
coy piss-me-off: WELL????
And im Will: I might have
But i didnt know it was yours
Ill buy you a new one
Someday
Not today
coy piss-me-off: anthony
whats that for
Anthpo: Buy yourself a new pizza Coy
coy piss-me-off: pizza is not this expensive
hanbon: did he send you money?????
Anthpo: I’m still here guys
And im Will: I need pizza too Anthony
Send me money too
coy piss-me-off: anthony im sending them back
Anthpo: Don’t
hanbon: take it while he’s in good mood coy
And im Will: Send it to me
I want a free pizza if you dont
coy piss-me-off: fuck u
its my free pizza
Anthpo: It’s not free for me
coy piss-me-off: it was optional
but thanks
ill buy u something later
ohhh i even know what
Anthpo: Please not something bad
coy piss-me-off: noooooooo
well
no
not at all
another comic of urs ure reading
Anthpo: Ohhh
Thanks Coy
coy piss-me-off: so
what are we
Anthpo: Fuck you
hanbon: why is this now a popiso chat
go to your dms guys
so annoyingly in love
And im Will: Yeah those cliche gay couples
Ewwww gross
hanbon: you’re dating will
you have a girlfriend
And im Will: AT LEAST IM NOT TALKING TO HER IN A GC
Anthpo: Stop
coy piss-me-off: we re not dating
yet
Anthpo: Coy
Shut up
coy piss-me-off: do u hate me
its romantic
yk
enemies to lovers and blah blah
Anthpo: I hate you
But not in enemies to lovers way
I just hate you
Forever
coy piss-me-off: ouch
our kids would look so cute
And im Will: SHUT UP SHUT UP
hanbon: this is cuteeeee
will don’t crash out
And im Will left the group
hanbon: oh
coy piss-me-off: oh
Anthpo: Oh
Poor Will
coy piss-me-off: well fuck him
hes just jealous i got u first Anthony
Anthpo: Well
Add him back
hanbon added And im Will to the group
And im Will: Fuck you all
You all are annoying bitches
I just wanted to pee
I went to pee
I was peeing
Anthpo: And you had to leave the group for that?
And im Will: Well i dont want you all seeing me pee
So i left
Peed
And wanted to rejoin
coy piss-me-off: what
hanbon: omg i hate men
coy piss-me-off: me too bon
Anthpo: Listen, some men can be good
Gay men for example
hanbon: oh
right!
gay men
i like gay men
coy piss-me-off: wow how obvious Anthony
ure straight
Anthpo: Who said I’m straight
I never said that
coy piss-me-off: WHAT
hanbon: is this coming out
what is even going on
And im Will left the group
coy piss-me-off: WILL THE FUCK
before we add him
Anthony
ARE YOU GAY?
have u taken the quiz yet
Anthpo: I’m not gay
coy piss-me-off: buuuuut ure not straight
are u bi
bipolar
or
bilingual
or
bisexual
or
a bitch
Anthpo: Coy you’re so annoying
coy piss-me-off: yeah i agree
hanbon added And im Will to the group
hanbon: stop leaving wahony
And im Will: I went to pee again
Well sorry i value my privacy not like you all
Anthpo: You’re literally the worst
coy piss-me-off: Anthony is gay
hes a bitch
and a bisexual
And im Will: Oh
I wanna pee
coy piss-me-off: WILL NO PEE IN YOUR PANTS
Anthpo: I wish I stayed closeted
This is the worst coming out ever
hanbon: will has to pee
And im Will: Yeah see only Hanbon cares about me
You all are heartless and want me to pee my pants
Anthpo: Leave the phone in your room and go pee without it
We won’t see anything I promise
And im Will: Oh
coy piss-me-off: yeah no shit genius
WE WONT SEE ANYTHING EVEN IF U TAKE IT AND SHOW UR DICK RIGHT INTO THE CAMERA WILL
And im Will: Really?
coy piss-me-off: ohmyfuckinggod
please hold me BACK
Anthpo: Will go and pee
We don’t see anything
hanbon: i really want to leave this gc
hanbon left the group
coy piss-me-off: WHAT THE FUCK
Anthpo: She’s literally the owner oh my
And im Will left the group
coy piss-me-off: i think this was a plan to get us be together
Anthpo: Yeah I guess too
What now
Sex over text?
coy piss-me-off: thats not funny Anthony
Anthpo: I never said it’s funny
And I never did it before
coy piss-me-off: well i can come to ur room and have a normal physical sex
Anthpo: Come then
coy piss-me-off: what
are u seriously asking me to come for sex without even at least one date?
Anthpo: Okay, let’s do this properly
Coy, will you go on a date with me this Sunday?
coy piss-me-off: ohmygod
yes i will
well
im coy
but
i
will
go
Anthpo: That’s stupid but can’t wait
coy piss-me-off: u should laugh
Anthpo: Haha
coy piss-me-off: whatever k
Anthpo added hanbon to the group
Anthpo added And im Will to the group
And im Will: Did you fuck
hanbon: will we should ask if they’re dating you dumb
coy piss-me-off: we re not dating and its none of ur business
dont leave the group
we have a date planned
satisfied?
hanbon: FINALLY!!!!
GOD HEARD MY PRAYERS
you two were so hard to match omg finally
And im Will: I will be the best man on the wedding
coy piss-me-off left the group
Anthpo: You two are so annoying
Anthpo left the group
hanbon: we did itttttt
And im Will: I hope they wont fuck too loud our walls are thin
hanbon: well that’s your problem i did my part here
hanbon left the group
And im Will: And im going to pee
And im Will left the group