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Let Them Choke on It: A Triad’s Guide to Crisis Management by CrystalMyst
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Jun 2026
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Summary
Theo Nott’s reputation is in the gutter, courtesy of yet another entirely accidental tabloid scandal. His best friends (Wizarding Britain’s most bafflingly perfect couple, Draco and Hermione Malfoy) propose a radical solution: come to the Summer Solstice Gala as their joint date. The revelation of a shiny new triad will be sure to distract the press.
“Think about it: the three of us walk in together, looking perfectly happy and perfectly matched. We drink, we dance, we dine, and we go home together. No one would bother to ask you about Wood; they’ll be too busy watching us all night. We’ll shove it down their throats, let them choke on it.”
OR: one scandal, three messy idiots, and a "fake date" that changes everything