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1. softhearted bad boy looking for short-term fun by daydreamcrash

   Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   31 May 2026

   Tags

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   • Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
   • Blackbeard | Edward Teach
   • Stede Bonnet
   • Modern AU
   • Age Difference
   • 29 whole years of it :)
   • 50 year old stede bonnet
   • 21 year old ed teach
   • Top Blackbeard | Edward Teach
   • Bottom Stede Bonnet
   • Bratty Stede Bonnet
   • Sexting
   • Humour

   Summary

   Sorry, I’m far too old for you! Best of luck with the dating. ☺️

   There. Yes, good. He feels much less perverted now.

   A message dings in. Gosh, that was fast. These kids and their phones.

   that why you’ve got your age range set so low, is it?

   (or: Stede wakes up with a hangover and a 21 year old in his inbox calling him zaddy.)

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