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1. First Worst by mazeltoxin

   Fandoms: Captain America (Chris Evans Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   01 Jun 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers
   • James "Bucky" Barnes
   • Steve Rogers
   • Natasha Romanov (Marvel)
   • Clint Barton
   • Tony Stark
   • Pepper Potts
   • Sam Wilson (Marvel)
   • Wanda Maximoff
   • Team Bonding
   • Fluff
   • Humor
   • Not Canon Compliant
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Dialogue Heavy
   • One Shot
   • Implied/Referenced Sex
   • Nebulous Timeline
   • Avengers Team Members as Family (Marvel)

   Summary

   "Steve's going to scream and then he’s going to faint. Maybe if he passes out he won’t have to hear whatever Bucky has to say. Would it be worse to hear a story he’s part of or one that he’s not? Is it better to be humiliated or heartbroken?"

   OR

   The Avengers swap hook-up horror stories. Steve sweats it out. Bucky takes home the crown.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   4,530

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

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