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Saturday July 10th 2021
12:22pm
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Is everything set up for tonight?
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What's tonight?
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The Fundraising Gala?
The one you’re running?
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Feel like I’d remember agreeing to run a Gala
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You are Henry, right?
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I think I see our problem
I’m not Henry
Wrong number, sorry mate
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Ahh
My bad
6pm
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What are you fundraising for?
Sorry
That’s probably overstepping
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Fundraising for underprivileged children
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Are you like a valiant knight or something?
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Hahaha
A knight
People aren’t knights
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I know you can’t actually be a knight
I mean it’s a good thing you’re doing for the community
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Right
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Right....
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I’ve been lucky in life
Now that I’m able, I want to give back what I can
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That’s....oddly sweet
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Thanks?
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Sounds more exciting that my plans
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Which are?
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These numbers aren’t going to invest themselves
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On a Saturday?
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The work never stops
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I got to go Henry calls
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Ahh of course
my man Henry
Planner of all Gala’s
[+44198572007 reacted ‘😂’ to ‘Planner of all Gala’s’]
Hope it goes well!
Wednesday 14th July
2pm
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How’d the fundraiser go?
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Do you make a habit of texting your wrong numbers?
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You’ll be happy to know you are the first!
Call it curiosity
Or boredom
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Those numbers not interesting?
But it went well!
We raised a lot
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They are not
That’s good!
You should send the link if you have one for the fundraising
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Why?
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The company always needs new things to invest in
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https://www.savethechildren.org.uk/
[+44068520166 reacted👍 to https://www.savethechildren.org.uk/]
Friday July 16th
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Did you just donate a quarter of a million pounds?
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Hello to you too
But yes
Like you said I’m in a fortunate position
I’d like to give back what I can
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You don’t know me
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It’s not all about you
It’s a good cause
Don’t you mean to say “thank you”
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Thank you
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Your welcome
Actually
Maybe you could tell me who you are
Be nice to know who I'm texting
Stranger danger and all
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I’m not sure that’s a good idea
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Are you some kind of spy?
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No
It’s more .....
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Ok ok, I won’t ask
Maybe a name?
Knight...
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You can call me Carl
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Carl?
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Carl
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Nice to meet you
Knight Carl
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And you are?
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Nico
The Formula Gays
Lewis
Can you believe he donated £25,000
That’s a lot of money
He must be rich???
Even if it's from his company
Kimi
He’s still on this?
Sebastian
You’re rich too!
He clearly believes in the cause
Isn’t this a good thing
Lewis
He doesn’t even know me?
Sebastian
Like he said it’s a good cause
Jenson
Lewis doesn’t believe people can be actually nice
did you tell him who you were?
Lewis
So I may have....
Told him my name is Carl
Fernando
ooooo this is getting messy
Lewis
Nothing has happened!!!
Sebastian
You couldn’t have just told him who you were
Lewis
What if he’s a fan
I don't want to have to change my number again
Jenson
you know you aren’t the only driver???
he could be a JB12 fan!!!
😠😠😠😠
plus he might not even like Formula 1
Lewis
Well he wouldn’t go for you
You’re right
Maybe I overreacted
[Jenson reacted 👎 to ‘Well he wouldn’t go for you’]
Kimi
You think -_-
Sebastian
Shhh babe
not everyone can be as emotionally mature and have it together like us
Kimi
🙄
Jenson
are you going to keep texting him?
Fernando
yeah carl
are you
Lewis
Last time I ever tell you guys anything
Daniel Schlosser
Daniel
So you donated £25,000 for him out of your own money....
And said it was from the company
Nico
Nico
Daniel
Look the cause is good
Daniel
that’s not the problem
Nico
What else would I do with it
Daniel
And it has nothing to do with this guy.....
Nico
Carl
What no
Daniel
Cause you don’t know him
He even said he wouldn’t tell you who he is!
What if he’s a serial killer
Nico
It’s not like he’s gonna text me again
I responded cause I was bored
It’s always so boring here
He was just
Something different
You know I was looking to donate anyway!
It gave me a good reason
It's like it was fate
Daniel
If you say so
Just Be careful
Don’t give him your address or anything
Nico
I’m not that stupid
Again I doubt he’ll text back
Knight Carl
Carl
Whoever invented the treadmill clearly looked at medieval torture machines
Nico
Well I’ll swap you my next two meetings for your treadmill
Carl
Deal
Nico
You go to the gym in the middle of the day
Going to be real mate that’s crazy behaviour
Carl
Well the job demands it so
Nico
Keeping fit......
Mysterious history......
Are you sure you’re not a spy?
Carl
I can guarantee it
Nico
Exactly what a spy would say!
Ugh the meetings call
Carl
Wishing you luck!
[Nico reacted ❤️ to ‘Wishing you luck!]
Daniel Schlosser
Daniel
Was that him?
Nico
Who?
Daniel
Carl
Or you got a new beau
To smile at your phone for
Nico
I wasn’t smiling!
Daniel
If you say so