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1. If You Wanted Me to Get Into the Coffin, You Shouldn't Have Bought It At A Discount by CoffinBreaker

   Fandoms: Homestuck  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   06 Jun 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Jake English/Dirk Strider
   • Roxy Lalonde & Dirk Strider
   • Dirk's Bro | Alpha Dave Strider & Dirk Strider
   • Auto-Responder | Lil Hal & Dirk Strider
   • Dirk's Bro | Alpha Dave Strider & Roxy's Mom | Alpha Rose Lalonde
   • Dirk Strider
   • Dirk's Bro | Alpha Dave Strider
   • Auto-Responder | Lil Hal
   • Jake English
   • Roxy Lalonde
   • Roxy's Mom | Alpha Rose Lalonde
   • Running Away
   • Unreliable Narrator
   • Dirk Strider Has OCD
   • Dirk Strider Has BPD | Borderline Personality Disorder
   • Dirk Strider Has Issues
   • dirk strider hates himself
   • but is that really new?
   • Auto-Responder | Lil Hal and Dirk Strider are Twins
   • Dirk and Roxy are Cousins
   • In which
   • Dirk's Bro | Alpha Dave Strider and Roxy's Mom | Alpha Rose Lalonde are Siblings
   • If I tag anything else it'll be a spoiler.
   • But I reserve the right to tag more as the fic continues
   • I'm rawdogging this also I have No Idea how long this is gonna be
   • POV Third Person Limited
   • POV Dirk Strider
   • I hope that makes sense.
   • Oh also I have no idea if i'll be writing horny scenes so i'll change the rating if that gets added
   • Intrusive Thoughts
   • like actually.
   • Antagonistic Delusions
   • Paranoia

   Summary

   Splitting on anyone is a pretty harsh experience. Splitting on your on-and-off-again Favorite Person who happens to be your big brother who consistently neglects you might be a bit harsher. Needless to say, you've had enough. You're getting the fuck out of dodge.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   2,340

   Chapters:

   2/?

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