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My name is Kusuo Saiki, and I’m a Psychic.
If you weren’t aware, yesterday I went to a girls only buffet. I was in my female form of course, just to get in for the food. However, I just so happened to run into Teruhashi, Yumehara, and Mera. They’re three girls that go to my school. Long story short, they now believe that I have a younger sister named Kuriko.
This is bad.
Today, Teruhashi came to my door. She was asking for Kuriko. Luckily I was the one who answered the door. I’d hate to have to quickly explain that to my parents before they say “we don’t have a daughter”.
For many reasons, I couldn’t hang out with Teruhashi as Kuriko. For one, I don’t want to. And two, it takes a full two hours to shapeshift. I don’t have that time. So, I said that she wasn’t home.
Unfortunately, Teruhashi left her phone number for her. She’s expecting a text message. Bad. I can’t just text her with my own phone, she already has my phone number. We were added in a group chat together once and now she has my phone number saved with too many of every heart emoji. I can’t just ignore her, she’s planning on bothering me every day until she gets a response.
I’m screwed.