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    Every once in a while, the Arc Reactor becomes too unbearable for Tony to even haul himself out of bed, and he takes a day. Because he deserves that much at least, right?

    Unfortunately, the team doesn't quite understand.

    Written for AvengerKink prompt: http://avengerkink.livejournal.com/17385.html?thread=38897129#t38897129

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    Written for this prompt on the Avengers kinkmeme:

    A 'Tony gets his arc reactor forcefully removed' story, because that's never been done before, amirite?

    I'd like to see one of the Avengers casually removing the arc reactor for something (presumably something important enough to do so without asking, but definitely not important enough that they'd consider risking someone's life for it). Because none of them were ever told what it really was. They assume it's just a power source for the suit.

    Tony, though, honestly thinks they all do know what it's for, and thus is horrified and betrayed. And they all learn the hard way just what it is as he lays there dying by their hand (and then fix him in the nick of time, of course).

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    - Much comforting afterward.
    - He's suited up at the time. And so they take even longer to realize something's wrong, since him collapsing when he's wearing a suit they just deactivated is not particularly concerning.
    - Steve is the one who does the removing.

    Pretty much does what it says on the tin.

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    The one thing Coulson has never quite understood is where he gained the title of Supernanny.

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    “I always wondered what those gloves were for. Thank you, Mr. Brekker. You’ve just made this much easier than it could have been.”
    You traitor, Kaz wanted to scream at his own body. You fucking traitor.

    What if Kaz Brekker had been taken at the end of Six of Crows instead of Inej? What if, in the midst of torture, Van Eck uncovered a truly damning secret?

    This work is inspired by the ninth prompt of Whumptober 2025: “We’ll make it alright to come undone.” (touch, flashbacks, scalding)

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    “I request your assistance in completing a most PRECIOUS quest.”

    Karino blinks the sleep away from his eyes and rakes a hand over his face. A little red boot stomps impatiently in front of him.

    “What d’you need to do?” he asks, in lieu of asking, 'Why are you at my door at 6 AM on a Sunday?'

    Kotaro places his hands in little bunches on his hips and says, deadly serious, “It is Labor Thanksgiving Day.”

    “Uh,” Karino says, a bit lost as he scratches his side, “that’s nice.”

    Exasperated, Kotaro motions to the general world outside of the apartment complex. “We must celebrate.”

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    Kotaro decides to celebrate Labor Thanksgiving Day. He gets a bit carried away.

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