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    I (40M) recently went into town to do some grocery shopping. My brother (44M) asked me to bring back some pie. I forgot the pie when I went in the supermarket and didn’t remember he’d asked for some until I was in a nearby vegan bakery I’d been wanting to check out for a while. I didn’t want to drive back to the grocery store just to get him pie and figured I’d just get him a snack at the bakery while I was there. They didn’t have pie, but there were some gluten free kale zucchini carrot banana muffins for sale that looked really tasty, so I just grabbed one of those.

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    27 Apr 2026

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    Dean feels like one of those parents who gets all depressed when their children move out and move on. Fuck the fact that he shouldn’t have been a parent for Sam either way.

    He knows how to cope and take care of himself, right?

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    23 Apr 2026

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    "Alastair used you to break the seal." Castiel confirmed. "But John Winchester, was not the Righteous Man. And he broke long before you did." 

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    23 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 23

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    When a hunt goes awry and the Winchesters wake up in each other's bodies, secrets unfold and they learn some things about each other (mostly, Sam learns about Dean).

    Things that Dean ... didn't want Sam to know. But now, people know, and the cat can't go back into the bag, as much as Dean wishes it could.

    Now, alongside the chronic pain he's lived with for his entire life, Dean also has to deal with Sam knowing about it. Trying to fix it.

    And Cas... well, Cas is doing his angel thing. Which Dean doesn't really have the energy to figure out on top of everything else.

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    23 Apr 2026

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    When a prank goes wrong, House (Harry) is left without his medication. It brings up some questions

    EDIT: Originally a one-shot. You can just read the first chapter. I decided to continue it but have more or less abandoned it. I will finish eventually but just a head's up that it probably won't be anytime soon.

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    22 Apr 2026