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1. Harry Potter and the chamber of Drugs by Illgodownwithit

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Multi
   • Work in Progress

   29 Aug 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Hermione Granger/Harry Potter
   • Neville Longbottom/Pansy Parkinson
   • Hermione Granger & Hermione Granger's Father & Hermione Granger's Mother
   • Hermione Granger & Harry Potter
   • Sirius Black & Harry Potter
   • Sirius Black & Hermione Granger
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Ron Weasley
   • Pansy Parkinson
   • Neville Longbottom
   • Vincent Crabbe
   • Gregory Goyle
   • Narcissa Black Malfoy
   • Molly Weasley
   • Diary Tom Riddle
   • Albus Dumbledore
   • Gilderoy Lockhart
   • Platonic Relationships
   • Fake Marriage
   • Implied/Referenced Drug Use
   • Drug Dealing
   • Impersonation
   • False Identity
   • Crack
   • Crack Treated Seriously

   Summary

   When life gives you lemons, start a drug cartel, marry your best friend for tax purposes, steal a random muggle's identity, hide your convicted godfather as a dog, and eventually deals with the Plot TM.

   Series

   • Part 2 of Apathy, or Harry Potter and the early retirement plan

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   8,543

   Chapters:

   6/?

   Comments:

   43

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   87

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