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1. The Gentle Art of Making Enemies by totally_in_1_piece_jobro

   Fandoms: Hetalia (Anime & Manga)  

   • Explicit
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   06 Jun 2026

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • America/Russia (Hetalia)
   • America & Russia (Hetalia)
   • America (Hetalia)
   • Russia (Hetalia)
   • Cold War
   • Espionage
   • Enemies
   • Spies & Secret Agents
   • POV America (Hetalia)
   • Sexual Violence
   • Teasing
   • Badly-Timed Boner
   • Title from a Song
   • magic metal pipe of pain
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • Not Beta Read
   • Self-Indulgent
   • Coming in Pants
   • Coming Untouched
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • Hair-pulling
   • sadism/masochism

   Summary

   Alfred had a problem.

   As much as he hated to admit it, he couldn't ignore it any longer.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   2,043

   Chapters:

   1/2

   Comments:

   10

   Kudos:

   52

   Bookmarks:

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