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Summary:

wifies
i think saparata theria is in my home

squiddo
what

wifies
[A picture of a very real-looking Saparata, sitting in Wifies’ couch and staring at the camera curiously. He wears very casual clothing that almost seems odd on him.]

x2
What the fuck did i just come back to


Despite what many people say, Wifies is not obsessed with Allure of Romance, and especially not with its wonderful and charming character, Saparata, the crown prince and sibling to a few of the main characters.

One day, when he comes back to his apartment after university, he finds a very wary and confused Saparata in his home.

(or: a romance story told from discord chatlogs and social media posts)

Notes:

dont expect this to be continued.

i think this was the fastest i finished a chapter one lol

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: so i’ll give isekai a try

Chapter Text

#general

squiddo
@wifies

@wifies

@wifies

@wifies

WAKE UP DUDE

wifies
what do you need squiddo

im in class

squiddo
aor sidestories

SAPS APPEARANCE!!!!!! REJOICE

wifies
what

squiddo
YES BRO

[An image of a post by the official Allure of Romance account:

Allure of Romance @allureofromance

It is with great enthusiasm that we announce the official side stories: Allure of Love!

(AOR's main character is in the middle of the picture, holding out a banner that says “Allure of Love”, a surprised expression on their face, while a few of the other characters are dangling in the form of tiny puppets around them.)

It was posted a few hours ago.]

wifies
saps.. is.. there..

WE MIGHT GET SAPS LORE WHAT

squiddo
and ash too!!!!!

he looks so cute)))

wifies
ok you get content of ash practically every single chapter dude

squiddo
ok and

let me be happy about ash!!

wifies
.

okay thats nice squiddo

anyway

SAPS LORW

I FEEL SICK

i hope we get to see baby theria family.. i would adore to see jophiel

and little saps

i bet he wore super cute clothes

squiddo
i know you.

you want to commission ppl to draw u with the therias

and also little you and little saps

wifies
im discontinuing the double date oneshot

squiddo
sighs

ok im sorry

i like how you write ash

wifies
writing ash is fun))))

x2
move to #aor

youre clogging the chat

wifies
sorry

squiddo
sorry!!

 

#aor

squiddo
right chat now

wifies
hold on

class just ended

i need to get home rn

talk 2 u later squiddo

squiddo
aww

okay >.<


princess saps @princessarata
"How do we know wemmbu's mental health getting worse isnt because of the events of aor" -> you see anon, even though wemmbu isnt one of the main characters, theres a lot of hints to his past not being good (see: mc talking to egg during the first arc and egg saying something+

 

sol 🎼 average aor fan @nulladrift
ju looks so cute awweeee

[Close-up of chibi Julia Minegirl from the newest official art.]

 

pann. !! @pqnxdyi
can we discuss jumper's role in arc 3 more

 

lamb 🐬 @lambfuIs
are we getting saps content… i'm Starving. we have like barely anything about him 😭


#aor

wifies
um

guys?

squiddo
wifies

youre back!!!

whats up

wifies
.

i hear someone inside my house

is it one of you guys

it really isnt funny

squiddo
i wouldn't visit without warning you!!

wifies
@derapchu
?

squiddo
no hes with parrot im pretty sure

they said they were gonna hang out or something

are you sure you didnt leave the tv on maybe

wifies
no i didn't

squiddo
call the police !

wifies
hold on

squiddo
Don't do anything dumb

wifies
i think saparata theria is in my home

squiddo
what

wifies
[A picture of a very real-looking Saparata, sitting in Wifies’ couch and staring at the camera curiously. He wears very casual clothing that almost seems odd on him.]

x2
What the fuck did i just come back to

squiddo
????

did a cosplayer break into your house

x2
WHY DID YOU ENTER YOU IDIOT

CALL THE POLICE?????

wifies
no i think this might be the real deal.

he thinks i kidnapped him

squiddo
LOL what

you cant be serious

x2
People who can act well exist. Oh my God

You are gonna get killed

I'm calling the police

wifies
dont

hes so beautiful ❤

squiddo
i wish ashswag appeared in my home..

wifies
donr lose hope

nothings impossible

let me talk to this guy rq

squiddo
crying

rip wifies

x2
Why are you encouraging this

Squiddo

Do not. Please

squiddo
youre a parrot bruh

it could be real !!!

wifies
he has the Certified Saps Scar

so unless this is a really dedicated cosplayer

yea this is saparata

squiddo
see!!!

i told you!!

x2
.

I'm so tired of you two

Goodnight

squiddo
it's 4pm lol

parrot?

parroot?

awww he was serious