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  1. TYPE O RH NEGATIVE by for Vampylo03

    Fandoms: House M.D.  

    07 Jun 2026

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    vampire
    noun
    /ˈvamˌpī(ə)r/
    A vampire is a mythical creature that sustains itself by feeding on the vital essence of the living; one who preys on, or makes a living at the expense of others, usually women.

    Vampires aren't real, unless you're working a night shift in Princeton Plainsboro Teaching Hospital and blood bags go missing mysteriously every damn night.

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