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1. No Dead Men, No Tales by Echolux

   Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • F/F
   • Complete Work

   19 Jun 2026

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Agatha Harkness/Rio Vidal
   • Agatha Harkness
   • Rio Vidal
   • Jennifer Kale
   • Alice Gulliver
   • Evanora Harkness
   • Alternate Universe - Pirates
   • Enemies to Lovers
   • Swords and magic
   • Gendersoup
   • Agathario accidentally invented drag
   • Lightly inspired by Anne Bonny & Mary Read
   • Implied non-con (non-graphic & not between main characters)
   • Violence (yes-graphic & yes between main characters)
   • Canon Temporary Character Death
   • Mind you I said temporary
   • If any lesbians die at least they will haunt everybody's ass
   • And it will be their happy ending
   • Explicit Sexual Content

   Summary

   Agatha Harkness is one of the most notorious pirates of her time—or HIS time, since Agatha is known as the ruthless Captain Magnus across the Seven Seas. His ship, the Scratch, takes him anywhere he can find fresh but vile souls to feed on.

   His ultimate goal?
   To conquer the Mar Vidal, infamous ship of his mortal nemesis: Captain Greenbeard.

   The problem?
   The Mar Vidal is a myth, and none who have ever seen Greenbeard's face have lived to tell the tale.

   (Oh, but Captain Magnus is about to see more than just Greenbeard's face.)

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   21,081

   Chapters:

   6/6

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