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Germany has created World Meeting Chat.
Germany: Guten tag. This is simply for meeting purposes, so I urge all of you—meaning America, Denmark, Bruder, etc.—to keep this strictly diplomatic and professional.
America: ok uh
America: no
Germany: Why do I even try
Denmark: hi guys what are you doing
Norway: not sleeping anymore because of your bullshit
Denmark: did i forget to give you a goodnight kiss
Norway has gone offline.
Japan: May I ask why this was done so late in the night?
Germany: Its the only time we’re able to reach America and Greece. As much as they don’t seem to care much, it’s essential to have as many people alert of meetings as possible.
Turkiye: Can’t feta bread just miss is
Turkiye: He doesn’t add much anyway
Japan: Turkiye.
Turkiye has deleted two messages.
Prussia: Trying to get Roma to sleep
Romano: YOU DON’T EXACTLY SLEEP WELL WITH A POTATO EATER DRAPED ACROSS YOU LIKE A LAZY CAT.
Prussia: Sleep, Roma.
Romano: fiiiinneeee
America: is anyone not doing anything mildly chaotic and/or aggressive?
Japan: I’m making tea. :)
America: thats awesome keeks :D
Japan: I’m glad to know you think so!
Greece: goodmlrning
Japan: It’s 10 PM, Greece.
Greece: shhh
Japan: ???
Turkiye: Yeah fetabread is just getting beauty rest
Greece: at least my beauty rest is beauty rest
Greece: yours is just normal rest
Turkiye: Yeah okay princess
America: who else is here
Germany: Most of the other nations, I believe.
Austria: Its too late for this.
Spain: Amor, don’t be pessimistic!
Prussia: Amor???
Spain: Yeah uh
Prussia: Toni
Prussia: Are you dating my cousin
Austria: Married, actually.
Spain: It’s a long story
Prussia: YOU ARE MARRIED TO MY COUSIN???
Spain: Because I love your cousin
Prussia: Smh
America: thats gay
Austria: Our marriage is strictly bisexual
Spain: I’m strictly bisexual
Austria: Is this what we’re discussing?
Austria: I am too.
Japan: Cannot relate.
Italy: what are you, japan?
Japan: I believe the correct label for me is ‘achillean’.
Greece: everyoen🤤🤤
Turkiye: Gay gay gay gay jerkules is gay
Korea: Omnisexuality must’ve originated in Korea!
Belgium: Well personally I think it originated on Tumblr
Seborga: thats so cool korea!!
Korea: Thank you, Sebo-chan!!!
France: this is a BI’S TIME TO SHINE
Turkiye: Thats what i’m saying
Greece: ??? bitch
Turkiye: Gay loser
Japan: Quit taunting them, Turkiye…
Turkiye: Them???
Greece: you can call me whatever you want i really dont mind
Greece: gender is nonexistent
Turkiye: Gaaaaaayyyy
America: greece if he was woke
Greece: i am woke
Greece: lesbian marriage was always legal in greece
Belgium: Fuuuck i might have to go to Greece
Greece: i also have no gender so like that too
Canada: cool! :)
Canada: i’m nonbinary, if that counts
N. Ireland: me too
Scotland: We have the full gender spectrum in the UK. I’m trans.
Wales: I am too, but like the opposite way
Wales: I wish there was
Wales: A cool dragon on the transfeminine flag
England: Okay, Evan.
Wales: It would be pretty awesome
N. Ireland: yup
Japan: I’m trans as well. I supposed everyone knew
Germany: R.I.P to diplomacy…
America: germany are you homophobic
Germany: No.
America: hey dont discriminate germany
Germany: I’m queer, America.
Germany: Now I will go to sleep.
Italy: goodnight lud!! :D