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2026-06-08
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The Strikers and the Other Dudes

Summary:

This is not a serious book gng, I repeat.💔 Just texting things w extra lore. But you should totally read it because please and why not. No I have changed my mind this fic literally sucks.💔

Notes:

So let me remind this, it is not a serious fic. So it is full of chronically online jokes and ooc textings.

I NEED TO TELL THIS FOR the ones who start recently- Some of the characters will be added after some chapters!! They are NOT 20 in the beginning. Ok bye.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: Stop the Hate

Chapter Text

The Strikers and the Other Dudes

 

Secretive Plotter
OOH?
I like the gc name
Ig!

Spicy Demon
Huh..?

Blue Mascara
What the hell is this bro
what mascara
what?

Vanilla Puding
Oh? Hi...
What's with my name

Secretive Plotter
AHHH YOURS IS COOLER
WAY COOLER!

Soul of Sun
Why the hell am I here
?

Sunny Saturday
Wow bro uses ? and thinks they are all scaaaryy
WHAT IS THIS NAME
NOT COOL AT ALL

Soul of Sun
Do not talk to me ***
?
What

Vanilla Puding
Oh so we are getting cancelled too?
wow...
I mean....

Blue Mascara
But fr what tf is this gc
who made this

Cookie Baker
Finally someone asked
This is weird

 

⚽ I am the one who gathered you all guys!

 

Blue Mascara
Then do NOT bro
let us go
💔

Secretive Plotter
I mean it looks fun

Say my Name
We dont know anything yet
?
What is wrong with my name😭

Secretive Plotter
LOL
LNFAO
PEAK HUMOR MAY I SAY

Soul of Sun
You can not.

Secretive Plotter
Ouch
Ok you fun killer

Spicy Demon
But where did tht thing go
the ball

Sunny Saturday
The ball
I like you demon
and ur name

Spicy Demon
I mean...
⚽ this...
But nvm... ig...

Blue Mascara
Wtf is wrong with you all
Oi soccer ball come back

 

⚽ Yeah whatever. Shortly you are all mostly connected people, and I am sure most of you know each others. And I am here to give you missions so readers can guess who you are irl.

 

Soul of Sun
I'm losing it
Why me

Soul of Sun's leaving request was declined.
Soul of Sun's leaving request was declined.

Blue Mascara
Isnt this pointless and weird

Soul of Sun's leaving request was declined.

Say my Name
scary too??

Cookie Baker
Idk it seems hella suspicious

Soul of Sun's leaving request was declined.
Soul of Sun's leaving request was declined.
Soul of Sun's leaving request was declined.

Secretive Plotter
oh
hi lol

Vanilla Pudding
Bros losing it😭
Chill

Soul of Sun
stfu ***

Vanilla Pudding
Am I getting insulted or...
idk bro dont be mean..

 

⚽ So, I mean no harm. And there is no escape from this. You will entertain the readers and that's it guys, don't make my job harder.

 

Grass Eater
I'm sure you are unemployed as hell already.

Secretive Plotter
LMFAOKKO
WHAT IS YOUR NAME BOI

Sunny Saturday
STOP
THATS WHY WORSE THAN ME

Grass Eater's leaving request was declined.

Sunny Saturday
IM CACKLING RN
THIS IS SO FUNNY

Flowerly God
I WAS JUST WATCHING AND I CANT HOLD MY LAUGH BACK

Hot Chicken
Not that funny btw.

Flowerly God
Here comes the fun police

Sunny Saturday
'ewww i hate fun kill it!!'
LOL

Flowerly God
YOU GET IT

Sunny Saturday
I ALWAYS DO
HELL YEAH

Flowerly God
Im adopting u

Sunny Saturday
oh?
Ok..!

Banana Bread
Cant I just leave

Soul of Sun
Are you fucking blind.

Vanilla Puding
Bro stop the insults.

Soul of Sun
Who is you

Vanilla Puding
My bad gng...

Banana Bread
I really want to leave

Vanilla Puding
Oh nice sweety
because we were having the time of our life here
yeah

Soul of Sun
Are you trying to be sarcastic or are you for real dumb

Hot Chicken
I can't really tell

Vanilla Puding
WTH
WHY AM I BEING SLANDERED BY ALL OF YOU

Banana Bread
Count me in ig
Seems fun

Speedy Star
So... Are we really okay with this... thing?

Secretive Plotter
Yeah why not

Sunny Saturday
I mean
can be

Vanilla Puding
tbh depends...

Soul of Sun
...
I want to leave.

Banana Bread
I want to leave.

Flowerly God
Take the grass eater w you
we do NOT need fun killers here

Secretive Plotter
RIGHT

Grass Eater
Do not call me that.
Just ***.
?

⚽ No revealing, you will figure out by your own too.

Grass Eater
Bro
I'm losing my mind
I am gonna have a crash out

Soul of Sun
Oh so you are NOT nonchalant.

Grass Eater
You are still dumb though.

Soul of Sun
Oh because we were wondering your opinion.

Vanilla Puding
You never let it end do you

Soul of Sun
Mind you
I didnt do anything wrong.

Vanilla Puding
Okay then everyone is chill?

Say my Name
No tf💔
But we have no other choices ig

Dazzling Cherry
It seems so

Secretive Plotter
NEW MEMBER

Blue Mascara
How do you even remind the names

Sunny Saturday
We are just geniuses
that's that

Cookie Baker
I'm losing it too

Blue Mascara
Actually idc tbh

Flowerly God
Bro ts pmo sm idk idc

Grass Eater
Oh my God just stfu.
I'm gonna end it.

Sunny Saturday
wow.
wow.
Grass-chan calm down.

Grass Eater
I'm going to find you in your dreams.

Sunny Saturday
oh...!
yeah im interested in ts

Grass Eater
Let me out.
Soccer Ball.
Rn.

Soul of Sun
Lol

Grass Eater
You are NOT nonchalant too

Soul of Sun
Never said I am

Vanilla Puding
Then why r u insulting me

Soul of Sun
Why not.

Secretive Plotter
I know Sun-chan they are such a softie irl

Soul of Sun
No you do not.🥀🥀
Can you all leave me alone
I have problems

Vanilla Puding
Damn
hot

Soul of Sun
Oh..!
I guess...
Blocked

Vanilla Puding
NO STIP
SOWY

Soul of Sun
You are just embrassing yourself rn.

Sunny Saturday
NO
EMBRACE YOUR WEIRDNESS GUYS

Flowerly God
HELL YEAH
🔥🔥
IM IN

Banana Bread
I'm not gng

Hot Chicken
Yeah... Idk

Cookie Baker
Im out

Blue Mascara
Idk either boi

Dazzling Cherry
You are all so energetic
Not my type

Soul of Sun
Oh because we were wondering.

Sunny Saturday
Sun be slandering every1s so funny

Grass Eater
Not that funny btw.

Flowerly God
BOOO
TOMATO TOMATO

Sunny Saturday
These uncs gotta go
itsg

Grass Eater
It's istg

Banana Bread
Fr

Sunny Saturday
who asked
The dudes nobody invited
Killing the mood

Speedy Star
WHAT mood son
There is no such a thing

Secretive Plotter
We are captives!

Vanilla Puding
I cant tell if you are happy about it or not...

Cookie Baker
Are u dumb

Vanilla Puding
EUGH
STOP THE PUDING HATE

Banana Bread
No do not.
I actually support ts.

Vanilla Puding
You lame bread stfu

Soul of Sun
Weren't you the one who was crying for being insulted by me

Vanilla Puding
So what
You stfu too

Soul of Sun
Say that again

Sunny Saturday
stfu

Flowerly God
This is peak humor

Grass Eater
You are just dumb, not funny at all.

Blue Mascara
So, we should need to guess who is who. But probably slowly and with little hints?

Secretive Plotter
why are we talking nerdy
ion wanna

Banana Bread
I want to leave

Spicy Demon
Just gtfo

Say my Name
OH
Mr mysterious talked

Grass Eater
We are all mysterious here.
But apparently just a few of us are not dumb.

Secretive Plotter
BRO STOP THE HATE!!
YOU ARE JUST A HATER
FIRST OF ALL I LOOK GOOD IN THIS SHIRT

Sunny Saturday
SECOND OF ALL I LOOK GOOD IN THIS SHIRT

Hot Chicken
God NO way

Flowerly God
YES way
:)

Soul of Sun
Wtf
put that CREEPY thing away

Dazzling Cherry
That thing is a jumpscare by its own.

Grass Eater
What are you, a kid?

Dazzling Cherry
Chill

Soul of Sun
Why he so mad

Vanilla Puding
Says YOU

Soul of Sun
Ok, enough. Why are you obsessing over me rn

Vanilla Puding
TF
OBSESSING
YOU are rude without a reason

Soul of Sun
I am just not clingy
Without a reason

Sunny Saturday
So you are clingy irl

Soul of Sun
How the fuck did you achieve this missinformation.

Secretive Plotter
Aww gusy he is. Yes. Ik him

Soul of Sun
I'm ending it tnght gng.

Blue Mascara
Wait so we are connected, and the gc name is literally us. So we are all soccer players?

Secretive Plotter
Nerdy talk again
But soccer mentioned so
!!!
YESSS

Banana Bread
Why non-strikers are stated like....
That.

Sunny Saturday
Well because we are the coolests

Hot Chicken
So you are a striker.

Vanilla Puding
Shit Sherlock

Hot Chicken
What is wrong w U

Sunny Saturday
WELL
OBVIOUSLY I AM A STRIKER

Banana Bread
Well...
Idc.

Flowerly God
Oh I am a striker too, then!

Soul of Sun
You look so suspicious.

Grass Eater
How tf do you see through TEXTS.

Soul of Sun
I'm just cool like that.

Speedy Star
Uhm so... What should we do? Should we tell what we do for soccer or what. What's the point.

Secretive Plotter
So we stopped questioning that one

Vanilla Puding
Just drop it Star, mental health matters

Dazzling Cherry
Yeah I should go and get checked up then

Vanilla Puding
What a brave soul!
Burn it.

Sunny Saturday
Oh!
That's very nice of you sweetie...

Soul of Sun
That was actually funny...

Secretive Plotter
I TOLD YOU HE WAS A SWEET GUY
LOOK AT HIS NAMEEEE

Hot Chicken
Speaking of the names
Maybe they are hints...
I can not see a pattern for mine, though.

Grass Eater
Do not even ask me.

Vanilla Puding
If they are somehow related to us... Then Spicy Demon is Shidou?

Secretive Plotter
INTERESTING
But he is not crazy enough

Spicy Demon
Gng let me go
No way

Flowerly God
Ion think that's him twins...

Grass Eater
This is hilarious rn

Dazzling Cherry
Oh so you all DO know each others.
Why am I a spectator right now....
I feel down

Grass Eater
Good

Speedy Star
Why is everyone slandering the other
We do not know who is who

Grass Eater
I feel the annoying aura
That's how cool I am

Soul of Sun
Copycat alarm

Grass Eater
No way you are this childish.

Soul of Sun
What if I am
Nobody asked your opinion

Vanilla Puding
So many beefs

Say my Name
I can not w the chat
💔
Why are you all really having fun

Sunny Saturday
What can we do anyways
Just lets have fun

Say my Name
Actually yeah
Though I'm sure at least 3 persons from here have dreams when they kill the others.

Soul of Sun
I mean
It is Blue Lock
What else

Vanilla Puding
Yeah right

Dazzling Cherry
Blue what💔

Hot Chicken
OH
You dont even know bro
Are you isolated or what

Banana Bread
Even I do

Dazzling Cherry
Not like I do not know
But why you all just assumed we are all from Blue Lock

Secretive Plotter
Ohhh
So nerdy and mysterious

Banana Bread
Can you shut up.
Respectfully.

Secretive Plotter
I need to think about it first.

Say my Name
IM GONNA CEASH OUT
ISTG
JUST LETS FUCKN SLEEP
IT IS SO LATE AT JIGHT
I AM GONNA CRY