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Tommy added Technoblade, Wilbur, and 8 others to a group chat.
Karl renamed the group chat to “I honked ur mom”
Tommy: HAH i domt have a mom
Technoblade: Nor do I.
Tommy: fuckin nerd usinf correct puntuation and spellinh and shit
Karl renamed the group chat to “I honked ur parent”
Ranboo: bold of you to assume i have one
Karl:.
Tommy:.
Technoblade:.
Wilbur:.
Ranboo: what?
Tommy: big man do you need like hlep or somthign
Ranboo: nah im good
Quackity: Ranboo stfu my parents took you off the streets like a yera ago you’re not homeless anymore
Karl: wait guys idk who all of you are
Tommy: oh yeah
Tommy: EVERYONE NAME AMD PRONOUN CHECK
Tubbo: do it or ill nuke ur house
Technoblade: Tubbo with correct spelling?
Technoblade: Holy cow.
Tubbo: i turned on autocorrect
Tommy: how in the fuck areyou gonna ger nukes were lie 15
Tommy: nothinh around hete will sell us nokes
Tubbo: i have my ways
Karl: y’know pronoun check sounds really good right now
Karl: Karl, He/they
Wilbur: Wilbur, he/they/san
Karl: if you dont mind me asking, how do the san pronouns work?
Tommy: fuck i forgot i sdaid that
Wilbur: san/sand/sands/sandself
Tommy: Tommy, they/them
Tubbo: ooh?
Tommy: im trying somthinbg new
Tubbo: oo pog
Tubbo: Tubbo, he/xe
Ranboo: Ranboo, they/them
Dream: is tyhat a fellow NB i see?
Technoblade: that*
Dream: fuck off techno
Dream: anyways
Technoblade: Techno, he/they/it
Dream: ffs
Dream: Dream, they/xem/aer
Quackity: Quackity, he/him
Quackity: ik, im boring
Wilbur: no, ur not boring q
Quackity: ty
Wilbur: np
Tommy: simp
Wilbur: well at least im happy
Technoblade: Wilbur, I found you crying on the floor last night because of a movie that you watched.
Wilbur: techno, kindly stfu
Technoblade: No.
Eret: what is this?
Eret: Dream just burst into my fucking room telling me to look at my phone
Tommy: oh hi eret
Eret: hi Tommy!
Tommy: were doing a pronoun check nr
Eret: cool!
Eret: Eret, she/they for now
Tommy: wheres sanpap and gogy
Dream: george is probably asleep
Eret: its almost noon though?
Dream: you’d be surprized how long he sleeps for
Dream: and sapnaps probably in class
Technoblade: which is where you all should be
Tommy: oh fuck off tehcno