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    Five years with Ron Weasley and all Hermione Granger has to show for it is a cold flat, a broken heart and his voice in her head telling her she was always too much.

    So when her friends shove a dating app into her hands, she swipes on a dare.

    One night. Two matches. And a version of herself she'd forgot, clawing back to the surface.

    It should have been a bit of fun, a way to feel something again. She wasn't supposed to want them both.

    ***

    "You're assuming I'll say yes."

    "You already have. You just haven't said it out loud." And then, before she could reach for the last word – because he was never going to let her have it: “Wear something I can get off you with one hand. I'll be busy with the other."

    And just like that the line went dead.

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