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Xiao just wanted to do Zhongli a favor, hand over a key, and go back home to ignore the human race.
Instead, he finds himself: blocked by a landslide, with zero phone signal, trapped with five weirdos who fight over parking spots or offer therapeutic broth, and a guy named Venti who literally spawns on couches and insists the house is breathing.
Xiao just wants his dignity back.
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English isn't my first language, so this fic was translated with the help of AI. Hope you enjoy it anyway!