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The Daily Express
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Cuteguy and Hotguy spotted chatting together
Many locals have reported spotting the infamous vigilante Cuteguy and hero Hotguy casually chatting on top of a rooftop, oblivious to the other's identity. Although Hotguy had sworn that he would capture Cuteguy no matter what, why isn't he doing it? Is Hotguy just letting Cuteguy be free and let him do whatever he wants? Does Hotguy even care about our beautiful city that Cuteguy is actively terrorising? These are the burning questions that are making the citizens more worried than ever, therefore, we have decided to interview Hotguy and tell us his thoughts. Perhaps we've got this all wrong and that wasn't Hotguy and just a cosplayer. More information about the interview on page 3 .
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Weird fungi infected nearby uni
There was a strange fungi that infected the university which proved to be extremely dangerous and seemed to be able to control the minds of individuals. But what actually is it? Everyone has been calling it ‘the fungi’ but no one really knows what it's made of or who . The government has put together the best team of researchers to try and identify what it is yet they are still to find out what it’s made out of and what caused it to have such a reaction to have infected an entire university. Due to the infection, all students, professors and staff have been off campus as the government tries to restore the building. Head researchers Cub and Zedaph will share their findings on what they already know. Further discussion on page 4 .
Ariana Griande’s new album
The new single - ‘Cheese Dreams’- has just been dropped yesterday yet already has over 100,000 streams on Spotify alone, setting a new record.
Fairy Fort Café now opened!
Lizzie Beans and her husband Joel Beans have recently fulfilled their life-long dream of opening a café.
More details on page 2!
Listen to the new single here