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    Or, Sanji has a drunken epiphany, gets wasted, and Zoro has to kiss some stupid ideas right out of him. Not necessarily in that order.

    “Oi, you're the one to talk.” Sanji winces in annoyance. “Why are you even here?”

    “Couldn't resist keeping you company,” Zoro seasons the truth with his own healthy portion of sarcasm.

    “You sure there isn't some other company you'd prefer tonight?” Sanji's tone is clipped, his expression guarded.

    “What's that supposed to mean?” Zoro asks, the frown on his face deepening. The cook is acting weird. He doesn't like it.

    “I'll let you get back to it. Don't want to keep anyone waiting.” Now he sounds genuinely upset. And Zoro still has no clue what's going on.

    Some of his confusion must be written on his face, for the cook sighs tiredly and admits: “I know, mosshead.”

    “Know what?” Zoro is tired of his evasiveness. He peels himself off the door and takes a step toward Sanji.

    “Are you gonna make me say it?” The cook has the audacity to sound exasperated, too.

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