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1. From The Ritz To The Rubble by pvrtedmartyr

   Fandoms: Hetalia (Anime & Manga)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   12 Jul 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • England/France (Hetalia)
   • England (Hetalia)
   • France (Hetalia)
   • Prussia (Hetalia)
   • America (Hetalia)
   • Canada (Hetalia)
   • Russia (Hetalia)
   • FrUK
   • Fluff
   • Attempt at Humor
   • Smut
   • but the smut is in the later chapters
   • i’ll give a warning before the smut ok…
   • band au
   • BECAUSE IM BASIC FIGHT ME
   • Hetalia Countries Using Human Names
   • Internalized Homophobia
   • but it’s mostly for comedic effecr
   • Kind of a slow burn
   • Making Out
   • Anal Fingering
   • Anal Sex
   • Praise Kink
   • Gentle Sex
   • Arthur is a dick
   • We love him though
   • title inspired by arctic monkeys

   Summary

   Arthur is not gay. He has no issue with gay people, but he is rather sure that he is not gay. That is, in fact, until he meets Francis Fucking Bonnefoy.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   3,873

   Chapters:

   2/?

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