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1. nervous young inhumans by anniebody_there

   Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure  

   • Not Rated
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   03 Jul 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Joseph Joestar/Caesar Anthonio Zeppeli
   • Joseph Joestar (JoJo: Battle Tendency)
   • Caesar Anthonio Zeppeli
   • Elizabeth Joestar | Lisa Lisa
   • Erina Pendleton
   • Suzie Q (JoJo)
   • Friends to Strangers to Lovers
   • No Smut
   • that may change if I feel like it
   • Title from a Car Seat Headrest Song
   • Fluff
   • Angst
   • Fluff and Angst
   • Flashbacks
   • Young Joseph Joestar
   • Joseph Joestar Has ADHD
   • Bisexual Joseph Joestar
   • Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies
   • maybe I’ll kill off Caesar whatcha gonna do then
   • POV Third Person
   • I Wrote This While Listening to Car Seat Headrest's Music
   • that was prolly obvious tho
   • wait @araki can u revive caesar please and thank you
   • Language Barrier
   • They’re kind of OOC at the beginning of the story
   • but that’s just because they were kids and I feel like they were probably pretty different than in their adulthood
   • Friends to Lovers
   • Childhood Friends
   • Childhood Friends to Lovers
   • Caesar’s also a mermaid btw there’s no tags for that idk why
   • Romantic Fluff
   • Growing Up Together
   • ish
   • no beta we die like zeppelis
   • except sometimes there’s betas

   Summary

   (they are 8 and 10 in this excerpt)

   “When I lived near Italia, I see two people dance on the rocks. Very late at night, lots of moonlight. It was beautiful. They move like water, but there was no water, it was just the people and love. People, love, and moonlight.”

   He paused for a second and just stared blankly into the night. Joseph waited.

   “Moonlight is my favorite English word.”

   Joseph slipped over next to Caesar, his already-wet shorts soaking once again in the English ocean. He actually loved hearing Caesar talk about English, since he found it quite odd how a language he speaks eloquently without a single slip-up can be so difficult for someone, especially someone like Caesar. Like him.

   “What’s moonlight in Italian?”

   “Chiaro di luna. Light of moon. Moonlight.”
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   aka Caesar is a mermaid and they grow up together and then they part and then they RE-meet and fall in love yayyyy

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