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    ... the landlady will only rent it out to stable couples. Either married with no kids, or long-term partners. In the anouncemnt says that she doesn’t want one single person, because they could have strangers over or throw parties and whatnot. Also, two single people would duplicate the problems of one single person. So, she specifically said: long term couples.
    If you don’t know where I’m going with this: I’m really fucking single. And nowhere near to a long-term partner.
    ...

    What could go wrong?

    or the au where finding affordable housing is difficult and Ilya and Shane have to fake-date their way into a beautiful apartment.

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