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"Omg mein date is here!!!" German boy said, drinking very big cola
Then, american boy pull up in a 1920's Ford Model T, His license plate was GR8VY1. And his horn made a quack.
"Gyet iyn.' American boy said, honking the horn honkingly.
German boy got into the 1920 Ford Model T Thats lisence plate whats GR8VY1. Cola fizzing like cola
Then suddenly german boy slipped and fell out of the 1920's ford model t..
And his german cola with his german name german boy germanly spilled all over him (german boy)
"Mein gott!!! Nein!!" German boy crode germanly "I am also afraid of dogs, and there is dog!!" Said german boy. Where there was dog right there.
Dog bited german boy, and german boy crode.
"Oh mein gott i zo not like zis dog!!" He crode, running to america boy cryingly
american boy who was big and strong and buff growled and made dog run away.
"Iyts okay mah kyitten." America boy said americanly, then kissing german boy and pulling out pedmit. Medkit
America boy kiss german boy on bit amera, then bandage bit area.
"Its okay german boy" american boy said americanly.
"I Love You." he sad americangly, then kissing german boy and go home with german boy.