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    Twenty years ago, Stiles Stilinski accidentally set a pencil on fire during math class and got dragged to the Hale House for Spark training.

    Unfortunately, the Hale family kept him.

    Now thirty years old, Stiles is one of the most terrifying emissaries in supernatural California. Derek Hale is Alpha of the Hale Pack and CEO of Hale Enterprises. Apparently, they’ve been emotionally married since approximately 2008.

    Honestly, Stiles would like it noted that none of this was his fault. Not the years of movie nights, the orange slices, the forehead kisses, the domesticity, or the fact that Derek apparently courted him using romance scenes from Jonathan Hale’s bestselling detective novels.

    In Stiles’s defense, Derek Hale was obviously straight, out of his league, and definitely not looking at him like a Victorian widow seeing sunlight again. Unfortunately for Stiles, literally everyone else noticed years ago.

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