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    All Oscar wanted was less travel time and more quiet time to study. He never thought it would mean sharing a place with Lando Norris—the man he’s secretly liked for who knows how long.

    Moving closer to campus was supposed to be easy, right? Wrong.

    Lando is loud, always out, often with someone new. Oscar is quiet, stuck in his routine of studying, going to the library, or hitting the gym—and somehow too scared to say a word. Then one night he comes home and sees Lando with a girl, and suddenly it’s all way too much for Oscar to bear.

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    About the title:
    I got it from a video where Lando wrote “Man U” as “Man who”, and Oscar asked, “Not Man U? Man who?” They were doing a World Cup lineup (I think) but F1 edition. So I just literally found it silly and decided to give it my own meaning lmao.

    The title means: Not the Man U think you’re supposed to be, but the Man Who you should really see.

    (Idk if that makes any sense, but I think my frontal lobe is not normal) 🥸🥸🥸

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