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  1. Paul’s a-cumming? by Anonymous

    Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid  

    18 Jun 2026

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    Paul Matthews is a plain guy. He’s boring, normal, complacent (if you will). The cream of CCRP technical’s crop! Unlike his coworker Ted.

    Ted Spankoffski is an asshole.

    Paul hates all of his coworkers, but he hates Ted Spankoffski most. He was never quite sure what upset him most about Ted. It could be that he was loud or crass…or maybe that he’d always forget to zip his fly after using the company restroom. Not that Paul was looking. It was little acts of carelessness that made Paul angriest, he had not a care in the world for messy people.

     

    Or so he thought.

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