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1. My Silly Fic Serious'd by PinkishFish802

   Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026), Mouthwashing (Video Game)  

   • Mature
   • Major Character Death
   • Gen
   • Work in Progress

   01 Aug 2026

   Tags

   • Major Character Death
   • No Romantic Relationship(s)
   • Ryland Grace
   • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
   • Rocky (Project Hail Mary)
   • Anya (Mouthwashing)
   • Daisuke (Mouthwashing)
   • Swansea (Mouthwashing)
   • Jimmy (Mouthwashing)
   • Curly (Mouthwashing)
   • there is a possibility that bloodymary becomes romantic but i don't think it will happen.
   • i planned none of this thinking it was gonna be short and funny
   • i forgot that when you take silly improve seriously it becomes serious
   • topics relating to murder suicide and mercy killing
   • Mercy Killing
   • Murder
   • Suicide Attempt
   • sexual assault is almost definitely going to be discussed
   • the backrooms make an appearance because they're perfect for making crossovers
   • Mutated The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
   • hes a tree and trans
   • Let Rocky Say Fuck (Project Hail Mary)

   Summary

   This was supposed to be funny...
   I put the unedited first draft on tumblr (@mintopoleli) in segments, did minimal editing (because it's entirely unplanned) and then dragged it over here.
   Rocky has disappeared off the Hail Mary, Simon drinks chlorine water, and something just dented the Tulpar medical room's door.
   Lots of cussing as typical of the source material. Also I just know Rocky says fuck.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   15,409

   Chapters:

   2/?

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