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Today was an average day on Alan's PC.
Yellow was building something with Redstone, (most likely some Particle Accelerator type of shit)
Blue cooking up something for dinner, or she's probably high on Netherwarts-
Orange was trying to take a nap, but she couldn't sleep because of Bob was constantly craving her attention
And then there's Red and Green, both of them being bored out of their minds. Until Red suddenly had an idea
“Dude, I have an idea,” Red said while turning to Green
“What is it now? This better be a good idea”
“My ideas are always good ideas!” Red argued back
“Whatever you say, now what is this idea you have?”
“Hear me out:how about I prank Orange with a cake while you record?” Red Suggested, they literally had nothing better to do. Green started to think until he spoke again
“And you want me to post it on my channel?”
“Only if Orange gives you permission, of course”
“Fine. We have nothing to do so why not,” Green shrugged while grabbing his phone from his pocket
“go take the cake, but prepare for cleaning the couch. You are the one who suggested the idea”
“whatever, it's gonna be worth it,” Red said while sprinting off to get the cake
Red finds Blue cooking peacefully, Red walks up to her
“Hey Blue, what are ya cookin’?” Red peeks over her shoulder, resulting in him getting hit by the iron shovel Blue was using
“OW! WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT FOR?!”
“Patient will you? I just started to cook. You're lucky I didn't shove your face in the fire”
“the hell's wrong with you? Why you're so violent lately?” Red said while rubbing the area he got hit
“relax, we can respawn remember? Unless you didn't set a respawn point. Oh, wait! You did… in Orange's Bed!” that makes Red heavily blush
“SHUT IT! Anyway, I'm just here to have a cake real quick”
“why do you need a cake for-ohhh! Who you gonna prank?” Blue realized Red’s plan and asked who's gonna be the victim of his prank
“Orange”
“Orange? Dude, didn't you see that she's not in the mood for your pranks? Look at her, she looks done with life itself”
Red looks over to Orange sitting on the couch while Bob hugs her arm while babbling nonsense. Red then turns to Blue
“nah, she's fine. Just give me the cake”
Blue groans, she then just gives up and goes over to the crafting table and crafts a cake. She then gives it to Red
“you win, but DON’T YOU DARE To even MENTION My name! If you do…I’ll leave the rest to your interpretation.” Blue threatens Red, latter grabs the cake and sprints away
While this was happening, Green was on his phone seemingly texting someone. Red then returned with the cake
“I'm back, ohhh you texting?” Red asks like the curious little guy he is
“Purple,” Green replied while not even looking up from the screen
“oh so your Girlfriend-” Red gets his sentence interrupted by Green attempting to smack him but Red dodged
“Purple isn't my girlfriend;we are close friends”
Red rolled his eyes,“Yeah yeah. Anyway, start the video already.” Green Nods and starts the video
Meanwhile, Orange managed to fall asleep on the couch finally having a minute to relax without dealing with the other's bullshit, Bob was also sleeping exactly like his Mom, unaware of what was about to hit them
Blue has just finished cooking dinner when she spots Red and Green sneakily approaching the couch with the unsuspecting Orange napping in it
“I'm done with those two…” she grabs a handful of Netherwarts and eats it, clearly not being high enough to handle this
The two pranksters finally reached the couch; Red raised the cake above his head while Green was giggling behind his phone. Red started to countdown
“1…2…3!” He then dropped the cake on Orange;the instant the cake lands on her body, Orange jolts awake and she falls on the ground completely disoriented, confused and shocked. She looks around frantically to see who did it; that's when she spots Red and Green laughing like maniacs at her misery
Orange just stares at them; not only was she having trouble sleeping, (which is very weird since she can easily fall asleep), but not only was she tired of everyone's bullshit And now when she finally falls asleep she gets caked by her boyfriend while her best friend records. Then Orange got up and walked towards them
“OH MY GOD, YOU SHOULD HAVE LOOKED AT YOUR FACE WHEN YOU FELL!” Red said between laughs, Green almost dropped his phone for how much he was laughing. But the laughter came to an end as they noticed just how much Angry Orange looked, “uhhh Orange? You good? You know this is just a prank and you don't need to be this mad-”
“I'll kill both of you…” The angry Hollowhead said while clenching her fists, then Yellow approached the scene and looked at Red and Green. “Well, I can confidently suggest that you two should run right now-” Red was about to shush Yellow and probably call him a nerd, but he can't since Orange charges at him and Green with a clear intention to murder them.
The duo immediately ran away but Orange chased after them. Yellow facepalms and sighs “this is why we can't have nice things, I'm I right Blue?” Blue doesn't respond “Blue? Are y-” he then notices Blue, on the ground, passed out on Netherwarts “... I'm going to kill myself…”